Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Sgt. Kai

    Sgt. Kai Sgt. Kai the German Shepherd Police Dog

    Well, I just got dressed for work, so my .9mm Glock it is...
     
  2. Akartoshi

    Akartoshi you have been booped by the web potater foxxo

    My bird is sitting on my shoulder as I read this, so guess she's going into battle for me :/
     
  3. Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs

    Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs Fighter of the Nightman

    "What is art" by Leo Tolstoy....

    Fuck
     
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  4. Junkerfox

    Junkerfox Bacon gives me a Lard on

    My cactus.
    Fear it. Respect it. Give it plenty of sunlight.
     
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  5. BlacklistedMonk

    BlacklistedMonk New Member

    A bottle of Absente... why fight when we can drink
     
  6. Norros

    Norros Guest

    Ravenor: The Omnibus.
    Well, at least its heavy, FOR THE EMPEROR!
     
  7. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    A pen

    As the phrase goes, it is mightier...
     
  8. DapperWolf

    DapperWolf Comet Hunter

    A Funko Pop Vinyl of Nick Valentine. Well... he was pretty awesome as a battle companion.
     
  9. Dongding

    Dongding The sheep

    Ear plugs... if my opponent is an infant I might be alright.
     
  10. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    A bowl of re-fried beans! OK, these could temporarily blind you, and make quite a mess!
     
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  11. JesterKatz

    JesterKatz But, surely you jest.

    My ultimate weapon: the fidget cube. o_O
     
  12. Scales42

    Scales42 MLG Snake

    A pair of sunglasses..... well at least I'll be looking all cool and stuff :cool:
     
  13. Aziri

    Aziri Fembunny

    A... Book on flowers... Its not even mine x3
     
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  14. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    The plastic lid from a can of Pringles...uh, oh...
     
  15. Kellan Meig'h

    Kellan Meig'h Kilted Coder

    A shoebox-sized lidded plastic tub of freshly made paracord bracelets, sizes medium and large. Connect them end to end into a whip? Just use the tub a a striking weapon? Doesn't look good for the Old Warhorse . . .
     
  16. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    *Starts squirting sunscreen into his foe's eyes*
     
  17. Benthehornyhyena

    Benthehornyhyena Too many stories, too little time

    ...My mouse.
    I... Hem...
    I WILL SCROLL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
     
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  18. It'sBlitz

    It'sBlitz Pilot in training

    Coincidentally, I was reading this while cleaning my K-31 Battle rifle
     
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  19. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    Dude, I've been trying to find one of those near me forever. How much did you drop on it, if you don't mind my asking?
     
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  20. Comic_FS

    Comic_FS New Member

    A lunchbox ... well I may not be able to fight off the invading hordes but at least I won't die on an empty stomach.
     
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