Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.
Well, I just got dressed for work, so my .9mm Glock it is...
My bird is sitting on my shoulder as I read this, so guess she's going into battle for me :/
"What is art" by Leo Tolstoy....
Fear it. Respect it. Give it plenty of sunlight.
A bottle of Absente... why fight when we can drink
Ravenor: The Omnibus.
Well, at least its heavy, FOR THE EMPEROR!
As the phrase goes, it is mightier...
A Funko Pop Vinyl of Nick Valentine. Well... he was pretty awesome as a battle companion.
Ear plugs... if my opponent is an infant I might be alright.
A bowl of re-fried beans! OK, these could temporarily blind you, and make quite a mess!
My ultimate weapon: the fidget cube.
A pair of sunglasses..... well at least I'll be looking all cool and stuff
A... Book on flowers... Its not even mine x3
The plastic lid from a can of Pringles...uh, oh...
A shoebox-sized lidded plastic tub of freshly made paracord bracelets, sizes medium and large. Connect them end to end into a whip? Just use the tub a a striking weapon? Doesn't look good for the Old Warhorse . . .
*Starts squirting sunscreen into his foe's eyes*
I WILL SCROLL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
Coincidentally, I was reading this while cleaning my K-31 Battle rifle
Dude, I've been trying to find one of those near me forever. How much did you drop on it, if you don't mind my asking?
A lunchbox ... well I may not be able to fight off the invading hordes but at least I won't die on an empty stomach.
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