Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Sgt. Kai

    Sgt. Kai Sgt. Kai the German Shepherd Police Dog

    Well, I just got dressed for work, so my .9mm Glock it is...
  2. Akartoshi

    Akartoshi When life give u lemons write them down( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    My bird is sitting on my shoulder as I read this, so guess she's going into battle for me :/
  3. Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs

    Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs Fighter of the Nightman

    "What is art" by Leo Tolstoy....

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  4. Junkerfox

    Junkerfox Bacon gives me a Lard on

    My cactus.
    Fear it. Respect it. Give it plenty of sunlight.
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  5. BlacklistedMonk

    BlacklistedMonk New Member

    A bottle of Absente... why fight when we can drink
  6. Norros

    Norros baka!

    Ravenor: The Omnibus.
    Well, at least its heavy, FOR THE EMPEROR!
  7. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    A pen

    As the phrase goes, it is mightier...
  8. DapperWolf

    DapperWolf Comet Hunter

    A Funko Pop Vinyl of Nick Valentine. Well... he was pretty awesome as a battle companion.
  9. Dongding

    Dongding The sheep

    Ear plugs... if my opponent is an infant I might be alright.
  10. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    A bowl of re-fried beans! OK, these could temporarily blind you, and make quite a mess!
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  11. JesterKatz

    JesterKatz Member

    My ultimate weapon: the fidget cube. o_O
  12. Scales42

    Scales42 Snek

    A pair of sunglasses..... well at least I'll be looking all cool and stuff :cool:
  13. Aziri

    Aziri Fembunny

    A... Book on flowers... Its not even mine x3
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  14. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    The plastic lid from a can of Pringles...uh, oh...
  15. Kellan Meig'h

    Kellan Meig'h Kilted Coder

    A shoebox-sized lidded plastic tub of freshly made paracord bracelets, sizes medium and large. Connect them end to end into a whip? Just use the tub a a striking weapon? Doesn't look good for the Old Warhorse . . .
  16. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    *Starts squirting sunscreen into his foe's eyes*
  17. Benthehornyhyena

    Benthehornyhyena Too many stories, too little time

    ...My mouse.
    I... Hem...
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  18. It'sBlitz

    It'sBlitz Active Member

    Coincidentally, I was reading this while cleaning my K-31 Battle rifle
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  19. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    Dude, I've been trying to find one of those near me forever. How much did you drop on it, if you don't mind my asking?
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  20. Comic_FS

    Comic_FS New Member

    A lunchbox ... well I may not be able to fight off the invading hordes but at least I won't die on an empty stomach.
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