Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

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  1. JesterKatz

    JesterKatz But, surely you jest.

    My ultimate weapon: the fidget cube. o_O
     
  2. Scales42

    Scales42 MLG Snake

    A pair of sunglasses..... well at least I'll be looking all cool and stuff :cool:
     
  3. Aziri

    Aziri Fembunny

    A... Book on flowers... Its not even mine x3
     
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  4. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    The plastic lid from a can of Pringles...uh, oh...
     
  5. Kellan Meig'h

    Kellan Meig'h Kilted Coder

    A shoebox-sized lidded plastic tub of freshly made paracord bracelets, sizes medium and large. Connect them end to end into a whip? Just use the tub a a striking weapon? Doesn't look good for the Old Warhorse . . .
     
  6. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    *Starts squirting sunscreen into his foe's eyes*
     
  7. Benthehornyhyena

    Benthehornyhyena Too many stories, too little time

    ...My mouse.
    I... Hem...
    I WILL SCROLL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
     
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  8. It'sBlitz

    It'sBlitz Pilot in training

    Coincidentally, I was reading this while cleaning my K-31 Battle rifle
     
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  9. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    Dude, I've been trying to find one of those near me forever. How much did you drop on it, if you don't mind my asking?
     
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  10. Comic_FS

    Comic_FS New Member

    A lunchbox ... well I may not be able to fight off the invading hordes but at least I won't die on an empty stomach.
     
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  11. GreenZone

    GreenZone Well-Known Member

    i typed into google K-31 Battlerifle and the third search option was literally a gun store selling one for $500
     
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  12. It'sBlitz

    It'sBlitz Pilot in training

    Got it from my great uncle in the Swiss army during WWII, and kept it until he died, where he gave it to me. (It was a pain in the fucking ass to get it to the states) Normally, you can find a standard one on the internet for about 400-500$.
     
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  13. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    That's actually really cool, having a connection to a piece of history like that. I asked about the price mostly see if there was some sort of deal to be had somewhere. It seems there is not.

    Anyway, back on topic for the thread: a stack of traffic cones. I guess I can clobber someone with one...
     
  14. GigaBit

    GigaBit A hyperactive computer lovin' nerd.

    An old box of floppy disks? I guess I could bore my enemies to death with slow write speeds.
     
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  15. SSJ3Mewtwo

    SSJ3Mewtwo Administrator Staff Member

    *grabs...looks to hand......* A bottle of screen wipes.

    Well shit.
     
  16. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Let's see. I have a choice of a Dell laptop, a plastic bowl, a metal spoon and a half-empty 2-liter bottle of soda.
     
  17. Akartoshi

    Akartoshi you have been booped by the web potater foxxo

    I'm on my bed, so next to me is an alarm clock. Bring it, it's about time! Get it? :p
     
  18. real time strategist

    real time strategist "What's an airport, again?"

    I will turn my lamp on and off to blind and confuse my enemies!
     
  19. fallout19980

    fallout19980 Just some guy writing stories and playing dota

    A katana. How fortunate. katana time.jpg
     
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  20. RivendellWolf

    RivendellWolf Ryvahn

    A Kyser guitar capo. I'll clamp your damned nipple and make you talk in a higher key.
     
  21. Batty Krueger

    Batty Krueger DJ Nailbunny

    [​IMG] 2 things
     
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  22. Alex the leopard-bunny

    Alex the leopard-bunny Your average weird person

    Empty root beer bottle. This could work if broken I guess.
     
  23. Iovic

    Iovic Member

    (Nearly) empty bag of salt and vinegar peanuts. You'd better hope you don't have an allergy of hard legumes.
    Either that or an empty cider can. Or an empty pot of cottage cheese.

    Errrm... my second monitor? That could work...
     
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  24. Batty Krueger

    Batty Krueger DJ Nailbunny

    Did some rearranging due to robbery suspects on the loose near my home. 20150711_233851.jpg
     
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  25. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    I suspect some people are cheatingo_O...

    That aside, any would-be attacker shall face the wrath of...one of my Winnie the Pooh plushes:p
     

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