Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.
My ultimate weapon: the fidget cube.
A pair of sunglasses..... well at least I'll be looking all cool and stuff
A... Book on flowers... Its not even mine x3
The plastic lid from a can of Pringles...uh, oh...
A shoebox-sized lidded plastic tub of freshly made paracord bracelets, sizes medium and large. Connect them end to end into a whip? Just use the tub a a striking weapon? Doesn't look good for the Old Warhorse . . .
*Starts squirting sunscreen into his foe's eyes*
I WILL SCROLL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
Coincidentally, I was reading this while cleaning my K-31 Battle rifle
Dude, I've been trying to find one of those near me forever. How much did you drop on it, if you don't mind my asking?
A lunchbox ... well I may not be able to fight off the invading hordes but at least I won't die on an empty stomach.
i typed into google K-31 Battlerifle and the third search option was literally a gun store selling one for $500
Got it from my great uncle in the Swiss army during WWII, and kept it until he died, where he gave it to me. (It was a pain in the fucking ass to get it to the states) Normally, you can find a standard one on the internet for about 400-500$.
That's actually really cool, having a connection to a piece of history like that. I asked about the price mostly see if there was some sort of deal to be had somewhere. It seems there is not.
Anyway, back on topic for the thread: a stack of traffic cones. I guess I can clobber someone with one...
An old box of floppy disks? I guess I could bore my enemies to death with slow write speeds.
*grabs...looks to hand......* A bottle of screen wipes.
Let's see. I have a choice of a Dell laptop, a plastic bowl, a metal spoon and a half-empty 2-liter bottle of soda.
I'm on my bed, so next to me is an alarm clock. Bring it, it's about time! Get it?
I will turn my lamp on and off to blind and confuse my enemies!
A katana. How fortunate.
A Kyser guitar capo. I'll clamp your damned nipple and make you talk in a higher key.
Empty root beer bottle. This could work if broken I guess.
(Nearly) empty bag of salt and vinegar peanuts. You'd better hope you don't have an allergy of hard legumes.
Either that or an empty cider can. Or an empty pot of cottage cheese.
Errrm... my second monitor? That could work...
Did some rearranging due to robbery suspects on the loose near my home.
I suspect some people are cheating...
That aside, any would-be attacker shall face the wrath of...one of my Winnie the Pooh plushes
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