Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Iovic

    Iovic Member

    A ceramic bowl that earlier today had rhubarb crumble in it.
     
  2. Kit H. Ruppell

    Kit H. Ruppell Exterminieren! Exterminieren!

    A half-empty 2L bottle of Kvas. Unless the enemy is terrified of everything Russian, or has a severe grain allergy, I lose.
     
  3. funky3000

    funky3000 Galactic Overlord

    Either a glass of booze or a hotpocket.

    Neither helpful.

    Well maybe my phone, if I had the capability of calling a missile strike or w/e
     
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  4. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Some cheap earbuds. I could try to choke somebody, but I'm 99.99% sure the wire would break first.

    Or, I could tape them to somebody's head, and play the complete One Direction for 24 hours, until they died from the pain.
     
  5. Kellan Meig'h

    Kellan Meig'h Kilted Coder

    Round number 2!

    Dang - my Black Bear Diner coffee cup. At least I can get at least one good noggin knock in before it breaks . . .
     
  6. GreenZone

    GreenZone Well-Known Member

    so much edge on this thread with purposefully placed Katanas and knives or pistols

    but i think we can all agree that my tactical weapon is far superior in all ways

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  7. StolenMadWolf

    StolenMadWolf resident Lab Wolf

    I have the choice of a microwave, kettle or a large fridge.

    That's alot of mass.
     
  8. LukaChow

    LukaChow New Member

    A flower pot or pillow. Yep I'm gonna die.
    Unless I hollow the pillow of its stuffing and choke the attacker
     
  9. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    The complete fiction of HP Lovecraft in one very heavy book
     
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  10. Tigers-on-Unicycles

    Tigers-on-Unicycles National Treasure

    One of those stuffed monkeys with the long arms and the velcro on its paws. Well, maybe I can strangle someone.
     
  11. Liatai

    Liatai New Member

    A small wooden box containing a deck of tarot cards.

    I can inflict paper cuts and bruises... of DESTINY! XD
     
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  12. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    lol, well I have a coffee mug set on the desk to my right. But if you wanna get super technical the object actually standing to my right is a Mic stand / boom arm, suppose that would work well as a makeshift weapon ^^
     
  13. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    ....A 1.5L(half-full) bottle of Cola. Well, at least I get to drink some of the beverage of the Gods before I die!
     
  14. fallout19980

    fallout19980 Just some guy writing stories and playing dota

    A towel. Agent 47 taught me that you can use anything as a weapon.
     
  15. Iovic

    Iovic Member

    My Wacom tablet.


    I have one of those literally just behind me, underneath a book by the late Sir Patrick Moore.
     
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  16. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    A bucket of fried chicken!

    I suppose the bones could hurt, after I eat it, and threw them hard enough, or it might make you trip/fall, due to it being fried, and thus, a bit greasy/slippery.
     
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  17. sunfox

    sunfox New Member

    well I would be scared to see some one running at me with an industrial fridge
     
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  18. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    Wait.... why do you have an industrial fridge next to your computer? :confused: Unless your on your phone.
     
  19. Iovic

    Iovic Member

    Have at ye! I wield a pack of ginger nuts!
     
  20. fallout19980

    fallout19980 Just some guy writing stories and playing dota

    My dogs. Fleshy baseball bats.
     

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