Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.
A ceramic bowl that earlier today had rhubarb crumble in it.
A half-empty 2L bottle of Kvas. Unless the enemy is terrified of everything Russian, or has a severe grain allergy, I lose.
Either a glass of booze or a hotpocket.
Well maybe my phone, if I had the capability of calling a missile strike or w/e
Some cheap earbuds. I could try to choke somebody, but I'm 99.99% sure the wire would break first.
Or, I could tape them to somebody's head, and play the complete One Direction for 24 hours, until they died from the pain.
Round number 2!
Dang - my Black Bear Diner coffee cup. At least I can get at least one good noggin knock in before it breaks . . .
so much edge on this thread with purposefully placed Katanas and knives or pistols
but i think we can all agree that my tactical weapon is far superior in all ways
I have the choice of a microwave, kettle or a large fridge.
That's alot of mass.
A flower pot or pillow. Yep I'm gonna die.
Unless I hollow the pillow of its stuffing and choke the attacker
The complete fiction of HP Lovecraft in one very heavy book
One of those stuffed monkeys with the long arms and the velcro on its paws. Well, maybe I can strangle someone.
A small wooden box containing a deck of tarot cards.
I can inflict paper cuts and bruises... of DESTINY! XD
lol, well I have a coffee mug set on the desk to my right. But if you wanna get super technical the object actually standing to my right is a Mic stand / boom arm, suppose that would work well as a makeshift weapon ^^
....A 1.5L(half-full) bottle of Cola. Well, at least I get to drink some of the beverage of the Gods before I die!
A towel. Agent 47 taught me that you can use anything as a weapon.
My Wacom tablet.
I have one of those literally just behind me, underneath a book by the late Sir Patrick Moore.
A bucket of fried chicken!
I suppose the bones could hurt, after I eat it, and threw them hard enough, or it might make you trip/fall, due to it being fried, and thus, a bit greasy/slippery.
well I would be scared to see some one running at me with an industrial fridge
Wait.... why do you have an industrial fridge next to your computer? Unless your on your phone.
Have at ye! I wield a pack of ginger nuts!
My dogs. Fleshy baseball bats.
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