Should the US invade the UK, to make them our maids and butlers?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Simo, May 15, 2017.


Should the US invade the UK, to make them our maids and butlers?

  1. Yes, this is a sound idea

  2. No way!

  1. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Well, I was pondering the other day how nice it would be to have a maid or a butler, on account of I work too much, and it sure would be nice to have somebody to just boss around and have scrub the floors and do the cooking and shopping. After seeing shows like Downton Abbey and Upstairs Downstairs, it dawned on me that they have the perfect accents, seem well suited to such chores, and I'm not so sure we ever did get even for the war of 1812, the burning of the white-house and all.

    So even though I have a small place, and the maid or butler would have to sleep on the floor, and I couldn't pay 'em anything, it sure would be nice to have one.

    Thus, I ask my fellow furs, and in particular, my fellow Americans, should the US invade the UK, in order to make the population our maids and butlers? After all, the standard of living is in decline in the US, and what a way to make folks here feel things were on the up and up.

    Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of those kinky Brits would fall right into the role, and be thankful for the opportunity.
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  2. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!

    Come invade Norway too!

    You can have a couple million vikings at your disposal. :p
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  3. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    Hell, I will be the first one on the landing craft when we storm the beaches! This is a truly capital idea, and the only acceptable way to restore American greatness! ;V
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  4. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!

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  5. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Exactly, I mean, what do we pay taxes for?

    It's high time I saw some benefits and put those tax dollars to work, and put the military into action invading someplace that would be nice to have for a change, with all those old castles and estates and gardens, instead of those barren sand-traps we've been invading. It's win-win.
  6. Tezzy Fur

    Tezzy Fur Active Member

    So much for the special relationship! I reckon I'd look pretty good in a maids outfit so I could live with it. Mind you, whilst Trump's in charge I'm not too worried, he'd probably fuck it up and end up invading Iceland by mistake :p
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  7. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Huh, that is one problem that he might not be able to locate the UK on a map! Damn, these details!

    You'll make me a fine maid, and I'm sure Theresa May will also make somebody a nice scullery maid as well :p
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  8. CorgiButt

    CorgiButt Member

    I would love me some British butler. I shall call him Sebastian no matter his given name. ;3 Sebastian bring me my tea oh hoh hoh!
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  9. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!

    I see your reference, and raise with this:

    Can't leave Sebby-chan out of the conversation, yanno.
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  10. CorgiButt

    CorgiButt Member

    Sebby is love sebby is life
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  11. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!


    ...I want a dakimakura.
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  12. CorgiButt

    CorgiButt Member

    This one is mine. My sebby lol
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  13. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!

    Oh. You can have your Sebby.

    I want one of Inubashiri Momiji. <3
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  14. Trashsona

    Trashsona Well-Known Member

    That's a brilliant idea! I'll finally have someone to organize my trash and trash accessories that are just lying around. Maybe I'll get two so I can have a butler drawn carriage.
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  15. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    No it should be the other way around...

    but Americans dont make for good butler/maid stereotypes, theyre less regal and defined than the brits, Mainly greasy rednecks, I guess...

    "Y'all wantin' me tah grab ya an ice cold beer?Hold up Imma run to my truck and go to the market n git 'er done, massah"

    ...oh the irony of white American people becoming slaves of mother country
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  16. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    This does raise a very good point! Americans just are not suited to such tasks, and British accents are called for.

    If not the UK, Austrlia is my second chice for invasion, as the accents are close enough!

    Plus I know a certain fox there that would make a very nice Butler.
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  17. Xaroin

    Xaroin Sprsh

    The USA has already done enough ponzi war shit in the middle east, we don't need any more
  18. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!

    We need to invite the dope pope for the Crusades!

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