The above poster dies, How?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by LoneWolfy, Nov 8, 2017.

  1. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    He told a genie he wanted to see the spirits of the dead. Now remember to precise how you want your wish granted.
     
  2. Kurrundo the light fox

    Kurrundo the light fox Ascended Kitsune

    Found a cursed relic
     
  3. Amiir

    Amiir Deez nutz. Hah. Got 'eem

    Fought an OP JRPG boss at a too low level
     
  4. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    Stared directly at himself when returning in the past.
     
  5. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    eaten by a bridge troll
     
  6. Scorpen

    Scorpen Literal S.O.B

    Poachers...
     
  7. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    bad neuter operation
     
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  8. Liam The Red

    Liam The Red "Dad" Fox

    Mutilated by a jealous husband .
     
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  9. Foenixblood

    Foenixblood 75% gryphon, 25% phoenix, 100% fun

    Thought Mortal Kombat larping would be fun
     
  10. Crimcyan

    Crimcyan Another fucking wolf

    Pissed off a fox
     
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  11. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    Spilled bbq sauce on himself while in the company of a lion
     
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  12. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    Divided by zero.
     
  13. Sarcastic Coffeecup

    Sarcastic Coffeecup Hand. Cannot. Erase.

    Some dane yells to you with an urgent demeanor, and speaks in a language you cannot understand.
    You realise you are standing in the middle of a road and a truck hits you.
     
  14. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    Someone found you so cute that they ripped off your cheeks, and you died from hemorrhage.
     
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  15. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    A farmer got a little too frisky!
     
  16. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    You fell in love, your heart exploded from too much emotion, now your love has blood all over their face. Well!
     
  17. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    I fell in love with you... I had rabies... you have it now
     
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  18. -..Legacy..-

    -..Legacy..- Sergal Mafia :P

    Tried to go back in time, to invest heavily in the stock market.

    Ended up duct taped to a chair in a motel room at the last Rainfurrest.
     
  19. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru 100% faith-based dancing!

    You got killed to death, ending in your demise and loss of life. With a spoon. Through your scrotum.
     
  20. GarthTheWereWolf

    GarthTheWereWolf Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend

    Creamed one pizza too many...
     
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  21. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    silver bullet... porno..theater... werewolves of London.. awoooooh!
     
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  22. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    You spelled "fur" "fir" once. Someone thought you meant "fire". And he made a formidable "fire suit" for you. Literally a suit made out of fire.
     
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  23. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru 100% faith-based dancing!

    Someone who didn't like you stared at you, ending in your instant death and incineration.

    Yeah, I think it was Superman too. The dude gets around a lot..
     
  24. Fuzzylumkin

    Fuzzylumkin Fuzzbutt

    you got shot while trying to eat chickens
     
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  25. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Now I like butterscotch. Just now.

    You were turned into a frog by a witch, seeked for a princess to kiss you (I wonder if it works with prince too), and since she had a phobia against amphibious creatures, she just stomped you with her high heels.
     

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