The furry above you has to go to the vet! Why? (More fun & games)

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.

  1. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    You learn that your blue nose is caused by a strange skin condition. Gotta have it examined.
  2. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    To get in implant, to make them derp more often, and at awkward times :p

    Ooops, meant for Yaka, but good for you, as well!
  3. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ vocal cord augmentation to sound more like a fox, to aid in your dastardly plans to turn foxes into skunkos
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  4. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Total hair transplant, to look more like a fox, after a narrow escape from the fox to skunk transformation center.

    (Ponders things: Let's see: to date, four foxes transformed, via RP! And all (fairly) willingly :p)
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  5. KeitoTheMidnightFox

    KeitoTheMidnightFox ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    Lets see... Bad gas
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  6. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    ^ Ate radioactive waste. Somehow though, you seems perfectly fin- *loud rawring noises* AAAAAAAAA IT'S HIDEOUS! SOMEONE CALL THE MONSTER HUNTERS!
  7. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ tries to eat all Awoo's and has to go in for an Awoo'sectomy xD
  8. biscuitfister

    biscuitfister Anyone want thier biscuit fisted?

    Took a trip to Latvia ypur now mentaly fucked
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  9. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    Somebody placed their biscuit in front of a portal...and the other portal was well...uh...behind you
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  10. Winslow

    Winslow ✮ Banter Squad Member ✮

    Heard one of my jokes and needs immediate medical attention due the seizures they cause.
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  11. KeitoTheMidnightFox

    KeitoTheMidnightFox ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    Uncontrollable joking. :p
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  12. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    ^gets choked by bandana
  13. GigaBit

    GigaBit A hyperactive computer lovin' nerd.

    ^One of these fell on you... Ouch...
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  14. Rykhoteth


    Ate a bunch of chicken jerky for dogs, but it was made in China and full of melamine that made you sick. It wasn't bad, actually. It's just boiled chicken, no salt or seasoning. Drunk enough, you can kind of taste the more complex umami flavors you assume an animal tastes despite having no salt or seasoning otherwise. It was a hell of a lot cheaper than you thought given the price of jerky for people, and you were too lazy to make jerky after the first couple of batches you made for yourself since marination for proper flavoring is a pain in the ass. You may or may not have brought some for snacking at work. Compared to other pet food you've tried while drunk, it's hands down munchies-approved. Low-fat, low calories, very filling, very cheap. Would try again.

    Absolutely not based on a true story. Nope. At least the melamine part.
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  15. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    But you asked me to break your legs!
  16. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    ^ Found out that his favorite napping bed's been cleaned, and have been sad for days. His owner took him to the vet because he have not been eating much.
  17. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    ^ Had a chocolate binge, whilst forgetting about the whole dog liver thing. Much brown vomit and internal bleeding was had.
  18. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    ^got beak stuck in wall, luckily a friend found you and called the ambulance
  19. Aczinor

    Aczinor edgy coyote

    ^Became an actual tree. Not that bad actually, very zen.
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  20. Alstren

    Alstren Nerd Bird

    ^ Got burned for witchcraft after being caught turning a local wolf into a tree
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