Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.
You learn that your blue nose is caused by a strange skin condition. Gotta have it examined.
To get in implant, to make them derp more often, and at awkward times
Ooops, meant for Yaka, but good for you, as well!
^ vocal cord augmentation to sound more like a fox, to aid in your dastardly plans to turn foxes into skunkos
Total hair transplant, to look more like a fox, after a narrow escape from the fox to skunk transformation center.
(Ponders things: Let's see: to date, four foxes transformed, via RP! And all (fairly) willingly )
Lets see... Bad gas
^ Ate radioactive waste. Somehow though, you seems perfectly fin- *loud rawring noises* AAAAAAAAA IT'S HIDEOUS! SOMEONE CALL THE MONSTER HUNTERS!
^ tries to eat all Awoo's and has to go in for an Awoo'sectomy xD
Took a trip to Latvia ypur now mentaly fucked
Somebody placed their biscuit in front of a portal...and the other portal was well...uh...behind you
Heard one of my jokes and needs immediate medical attention due the seizures they cause.
^gets choked by bandana
^One of these fell on you... Ouch...
Ate a bunch of chicken jerky for dogs, but it was made in China and full of melamine that made you sick. It wasn't bad, actually. It's just boiled chicken, no salt or seasoning. Drunk enough, you can kind of taste the more complex umami flavors you assume an animal tastes despite having no salt or seasoning otherwise. It was a hell of a lot cheaper than you thought given the price of jerky for people, and you were too lazy to make jerky after the first couple of batches you made for yourself since marination for proper flavoring is a pain in the ass. You may or may not have brought some for snacking at work. Compared to other pet food you've tried while drunk, it's hands down munchies-approved. Low-fat, low calories, very filling, very cheap. Would try again.
Absolutely not based on a true story. Nope. At least the melamine part.
But you asked me to break your legs!
^ Found out that his favorite napping bed's been cleaned, and have been sad for days. His owner took him to the vet because he have not been eating much.
^ Had a chocolate binge, whilst forgetting about the whole dog liver thing. Much brown vomit and internal bleeding was had.
^got beak stuck in wall, luckily a friend found you and called the ambulance
^Became an actual tree. Not that bad actually, very zen.
^ Got burned for witchcraft after being caught turning a local wolf into a tree
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