The furry above you has to go to the vet! Why? (More fun & games)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.

  1. SwampGoat

    SwampGoat Gris-Gris on you

    Damn, well the rabies part sucks. I think I can handle a little bite though.
     
  2. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By the way, that bat that bit you bit you on the dick. Must've been a fun time, but you should've said "No teeth!"

    Well at least they are paying your medical bill.
     
  3. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    ^ Got paralyzed in the ass. Doc's checking it out now. :3
     
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  4. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    ^That scar on your nose got infected. Amputation might be needed.
     
  5. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    ^ Got infected by Dragon OwO.

    Only cure is a snuggle a day for a year. There's however a 10% chance the Dragon OwO will increase in effect..
     
  6. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Wow, fun. At least I won't feel a thing if I end up up getting probed....
    What's Dragon infection?

    Which one is it? Is the second one meant for yourself? If it's not, then here's what you're going to the vet for:

    Resuscitation after drinking a box of 5 hour energy
     
  7. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    It was meant as an open joke. Can take it as being sensual or not. It's up to you.

    Once you get infected by OwO there's no turning back. The only absolute cure is to leave the fandom. :3

    OT: ^ Just got infected by Curious Syndrome. Doc's having problems diagnosing the panda who is currently going around, sniffing, looking and nibbling at EVERYTHING.
     
  8. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    I know, this whole thread is that way. Don't know what "OwO" is though.

    Nibbling everything? Not good since there are a lot of wires and sharp objects in my room....

    As for you, you broke your PINGAS.
     
  9. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINGAS IS, BUT I HATE IT!

    ...Me is sad now.

    ^ Also. You managed to empty my mom's ashtray. Somehow. As a hamster. To the vet you go!
     
  10. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Never heard of pingas? It was a big deal on the internet. I suppose you don't watch YTPs.

    You have my condolences. Also I emptied the ashes into your barbecue grill, and with it you made delicious hamburgers. (If you can get this pop culture reference, my hat's off to you).

    You are going for therapy ever since I told you.
     
  11. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    ^Maximore-bloodpanda
    You ate a broom.
     
  12. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Acute unconsciousness from laughing so hard at bloodpanda's plight:p
     
  13. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    No, I don't know what a pingas is. Sounds like a candy or something. I don't even know what YTP is. Oh. Youtube Poop. Wtf..

    ...I ain't going looking for the reference. I know when to NOT look for something. :p

    OT:

    ^Person above me: Fainted from watching Anime for 3 days straight. Even if you're a god damn fox.
     
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  14. GigaBit

    GigaBit A hyperactive computer lovin' nerd.

    ^ Became a victim of spontaneous combustion... Not good...
     
  15. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Your computer exploded. You have to get eyebrow replacement surgery.
     
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  16. Xaroin

    Xaroin Sprsh

    ^You fisted somebody in the maw and your hand got stuck and when you pulled it out all of the creature's teeth ended up in your hand
     
  17. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    ^ Got attacked by a bunch of dragonslayers, but they were a bunch of weak fucks.

    Still, managed to make you at the very least bleed.

    Off to the vet you go!(whoever takes cares of dragons)
     
  18. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Your robotic arm malfunctions. Wait.... Wouldn't you have to see the mechanic for that? :p
     
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  19. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ goes to the vet for eye drops after forgetting to use the sun filter while taking pictures of solar eclipse.
     
  20. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    OwO
    I'm just lucky that I didn't go blind.... XD
    As for you.... You develop a skin condition from having neon-colored fur.
     
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  21. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    "They" always told me all this hair dye is bad for me...........................I mean whut, this is my natural fur coloring :3
     
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  22. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Sláinte chugat!

    Oh shit! Your fur is so vibrant that it attracted an angry swarm of bees!
     
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  23. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    Tried to perch on high tension wires like a bird.
     
  24. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Got a hernia from showing off your abdomen too much:p
     
  25. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Sprayed by a skunk; needs to be professionally deodorized.
     
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