Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.
Ran out of the chemical to spray enemies with. Needs a refill.
Sprayed by a freshly refilled skunk; also needs immediate deodorization, as well as PTSD counseling.
^ to the vet.......for a refund, they refilled you with lavander instead of skunk sauce.
^ Got hit by a car. The car is totally wrecked. You chipped your toe(somehow).
Ow !! Muh toe !!
^ goes to the vet for xanex after wandering into a 'safe space' and discovering that it in fact....was a safe place for....Awooooo
WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!
^ Ended up going to the vet due to phantom pain in your non-existent limb.
Forgot how to breathe
You broke your hand from punching a stale biscuit.
What is this? I AM AN EXPERT AT FISTING AND ALSO ONE DOES NOT PUNCH A BISCUIT! YOU FIST THEM! GOOD DAY!
You have a tummy ache
Couldn't I just take medicine for that?
^ to the vet after a evening of expirmentation goes wrong and a biscuit fists you
Lol, must have hit enter at the same time..........Poor Fluffy , watch out for that biscuit, it's become sentient !!
Toxicity from the chemicals and bright dyes he uses to bleach and color his fur.
Also, radiation poisoning.
The former already happened to him. Lighting strikes twice! XD
I knew that new batch of dye was questionably cheap !!
^ goes to vet for a wash after getting drunk and spraying himself when you were startled by your own reflection
The dangers of looking "faaaaaaabulous"
^ FluffyShutterBug goes to the vet for......well he's not sure this time but the way this thread goes, somethings bound to pop up
I go to the vet preemptively.
Hair caught on fire.
caught in a fan
Noooooooooo!!! My beautiful mane!!!! :'(
You? Your antennae malfunction. They need to be recalibrated.
It's called muscle strain. Too much and then...*rip*. However, since you went to the vet I'm sure you're all better now!
You're just going as an outpatient today, fluffy, just to make sure you're doing well after all your previous injuries
Ravofox becomes raviolifox as he eats ravioli and becomes ill.
*Dial-up modem sounds*
I don't think insects work quite like that but I'm glad my impossible condition is treated.
^ goes to the vet......to protest their new poplulatiry surge in anti flying insect sprays
*secretly passes you the smallest gas mask ever made*
^A group of drunken Swedes mistook you for their nations flag and tied you to a flagpole. The vet's gotta get you down.
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