The furry above you has to go to the vet! Why? (More fun & games)

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.

  1. PlusThirtyOne

    PlusThirtyOne What DOES my username mean...?

    The delicate removal of a lightbulb. You don't want to know from where...
     
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  2. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Let's just hope they have some lubricant this time....
    You got confused for a sex change patient. Don't worry, they didn't remove your penis. They did cut off your testicles, but since your wife is dead you won't be needing them anymore. (Modified movie quote lol)
    You got in a food coma from eating too much pizza (but hell, it must've been worth it).
     
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  3. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Need a face transplant after being mauled by a certain fox;)
     
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  4. SwampGoat

    SwampGoat Gris-Gris on you

    The vet is brainwashing you so that you will conform.
     
  5. Pipistrele

    Pipistrele Stupid batto

    Bitten by a batto, got rabies
     
  6. SwampGoat

    SwampGoat Gris-Gris on you

    Damn, well the rabies part sucks. I think I can handle a little bite though.
     
  7. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By the way, that bat that bit you bit you on the dick. Must've been a fun time, but you should've said "No teeth!"

    Well at least they are paying your medical bill.
     
  8. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru No "Awooo'ing" allowed

    ^ Got paralyzed in the ass. Doc's checking it out now. :3
     
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  9. Jarren

    Jarren Big, scaly, gun nut. Don't mind me

    ^That scar on your nose got infected. Amputation might be needed.
     
  10. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru No "Awooo'ing" allowed

    ^ Got infected by Dragon OwO.

    Only cure is a snuggle a day for a year. There's however a 10% chance the Dragon OwO will increase in effect..
     
  11. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Wow, fun. At least I won't feel a thing if I end up up getting probed....
    What's Dragon infection?

    Which one is it? Is the second one meant for yourself? If it's not, then here's what you're going to the vet for:

    Resuscitation after drinking a box of 5 hour energy
     
  12. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru No "Awooo'ing" allowed

    It was meant as an open joke. Can take it as being sensual or not. It's up to you.

    Once you get infected by OwO there's no turning back. The only absolute cure is to leave the fandom. :3

    OT: ^ Just got infected by Curious Syndrome. Doc's having problems diagnosing the panda who is currently going around, sniffing, looking and nibbling at EVERYTHING.
     
  13. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    I know, this whole thread is that way. Don't know what "OwO" is though.

    Nibbling everything? Not good since there are a lot of wires and sharp objects in my room....

    As for you, you broke your PINGAS.
     
  14. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru No "Awooo'ing" allowed

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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINGAS IS, BUT I HATE IT!

    ...Me is sad now.

    ^ Also. You managed to empty my mom's ashtray. Somehow. As a hamster. To the vet you go!
     
  15. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Never heard of pingas? It was a big deal on the internet. I suppose you don't watch YTPs.

    You have my condolences. Also I emptied the ashes into your barbecue grill, and with it you made delicious hamburgers. (If you can get this pop culture reference, my hat's off to you).

    You are going for therapy ever since I told you.
     
  16. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    ^Maximore-bloodpanda
    You ate a broom.
     
  17. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Acute unconsciousness from laughing so hard at bloodpanda's plight:p
     
  18. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru No "Awooo'ing" allowed

    No, I don't know what a pingas is. Sounds like a candy or something. I don't even know what YTP is. Oh. Youtube Poop. Wtf..

    ...I ain't going looking for the reference. I know when to NOT look for something. :p

    OT:

    ^Person above me: Fainted from watching Anime for 3 days straight. Even if you're a god damn fox.
     
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  19. GigaBit

    GigaBit A hyperactive computer lovin' nerd.

    ^ Became a victim of spontaneous combustion... Not good...
     
  20. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxay Femboi Photographer

    Your computer exploded. You have to get eyebrow replacement surgery.
     

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