Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.
The delicate removal of a lightbulb. You don't want to know from where...
Let's just hope they have some lubricant this time....
You got confused for a sex change patient. Don't worry, they didn't remove your penis. They did cut off your testicles, but since your wife is dead you won't be needing them anymore. (Modified movie quote lol)
You got in a food coma from eating too much pizza (but hell, it must've been worth it).
Need a face transplant after being mauled by a certain fox
The vet is brainwashing you so that you will conform.
Bitten by a batto, got rabies
Damn, well the rabies part sucks. I think I can handle a little bite though.
By the way, that bat that bit you bit you on the dick. Must've been a fun time, but you should've said "No teeth!"
Well at least they are paying your medical bill.
^ Got paralyzed in the ass. Doc's checking it out now. :3
^That scar on your nose got infected. Amputation might be needed.
^ Got infected by Dragon OwO.
Only cure is a snuggle a day for a year. There's however a 10% chance the Dragon OwO will increase in effect..
Wow, fun. At least I won't feel a thing if I end up up getting probed....
What's Dragon infection?
Which one is it? Is the second one meant for yourself? If it's not, then here's what you're going to the vet for:
Resuscitation after drinking a box of 5 hour energy
It was meant as an open joke. Can take it as being sensual or not. It's up to you.
Once you get infected by OwO there's no turning back. The only absolute cure is to leave the fandom. :3
OT: ^ Just got infected by Curious Syndrome. Doc's having problems diagnosing the panda who is currently going around, sniffing, looking and nibbling at EVERYTHING.
I know, this whole thread is that way. Don't know what "OwO" is though.
Nibbling everything? Not good since there are a lot of wires and sharp objects in my room....
As for you, you broke your PINGAS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINGAS IS, BUT I HATE IT!
...Me is sad now.
^ Also. You managed to empty my mom's ashtray. Somehow. As a hamster. To the vet you go!
Never heard of pingas? It was a big deal on the internet. I suppose you don't watch YTPs.
You have my condolences. Also I emptied the ashes into your barbecue grill, and with it you made delicious hamburgers. (If you can get this pop culture reference, my hat's off to you).
You are going for therapy ever since I told you.
You ate a broom.
Acute unconsciousness from laughing so hard at bloodpanda's plight
No, I don't know what a pingas is. Sounds like a candy or something. I don't even know what YTP is. Oh. Youtube Poop. Wtf..
...I ain't going looking for the reference. I know when to NOT look for something.
^Person above me: Fainted from watching Anime for 3 days straight. Even if you're a god damn fox.
^ Became a victim of spontaneous combustion... Not good...
Your computer exploded. You have to get eyebrow replacement surgery.
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