The furry above you has to go to the vet! Why? (More fun & games)

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.

  1. Xaroin

    Xaroin the Contradictory

    ^You fisted somebody in the maw and your hand got stuck and when you pulled it out all of the creature's teeth ended up in your hand
     
  2. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Eurobeat Wolf

    ^ Got attacked by a bunch of dragonslayers, but they were a bunch of weak fucks.

    Still, managed to make you at the very least bleed.

    Off to the vet you go!(whoever takes cares of dragons)
     
  3. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxay Femboy Photographer

    Your robotic arm malfunctions. Wait.... Wouldn't you have to see the mechanic for that? :p
     
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  4. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ goes to the vet for eye drops after forgetting to use the sun filter while taking pictures of solar eclipse.
     
  5. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxay Femboy Photographer

    OwO
    I'm just lucky that I didn't go blind.... XD
    As for you.... You develop a skin condition from having neon-colored fur.
     
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  6. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    "They" always told me all this hair dye is bad for me...........................I mean whut, this is my natural fur coloring :3
     
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  7. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Vance the Gryphon!

    Oh shit! Your fur is so vibrant that it attracted an angry swarm of bees!
     
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  8. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    Tried to perch on high tension wires like a bird.
     
  9. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Got a hernia from showing off your abdomen too much:p
     
  10. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Sprayed by a skunk; needs to be professionally deodorized.
     
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  11. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxay Femboy Photographer

    Ran out of the chemical to spray enemies with. Needs a refill.
     
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  12. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Sprayed by a freshly refilled skunk; also needs immediate deodorization, as well as PTSD counseling.
     
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  13. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ to the vet.......for a refund, they refilled you with lavander instead of skunk sauce.
     
  14. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Eurobeat Wolf

    ^ Got hit by a car. The car is totally wrecked. You chipped your toe(somehow).

    Poor car..
     
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  15. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    Ow !! Muh toe !!
    ^ goes to the vet for xanex after wandering into a 'safe space' and discovering that it in fact....was a safe place for....Awooooo
     
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  16. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Eurobeat Wolf

    WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!

    ^ Ended up going to the vet due to phantom pain in your non-existent limb.
     
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  17. biscuitfister

    biscuitfister Anyone want thier biscuit fisted?

    Forgot how to breathe
     
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  18. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxay Femboy Photographer

    You broke your hand from punching a stale biscuit.
     
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  19. biscuitfister

    biscuitfister Anyone want thier biscuit fisted?

    What is this? I AM AN EXPERT AT FISTING AND ALSO ONE DOES NOT PUNCH A BISCUIT! YOU FIST THEM! GOOD DAY!

    You have a tummy ache
     
  20. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxay Femboy Photographer

    Couldn't I just take medicine for that? :p
     

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