Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 24, 2017.
^ to the vet after a evening of expirmentation goes wrong and a biscuit fists you
Lol, must have hit enter at the same time..........Poor Fluffy , watch out for that biscuit, it's become sentient !!
Toxicity from the chemicals and bright dyes he uses to bleach and color his fur.
Also, radiation poisoning.
The former already happened to him. Lighting strikes twice! XD
I knew that new batch of dye was questionably cheap !!
^ goes to vet for a wash after getting drunk and spraying himself when you were startled by your own reflection
The dangers of looking "faaaaaaabulous"
^ FluffyShutterBug goes to the vet for......well he's not sure this time but the way this thread goes, somethings bound to pop up
I go to the vet preemptively.
Hair caught on fire.
caught in a fan
Noooooooooo!!! My beautiful mane!!!! :'(
You? Your antennae malfunction. They need to be recalibrated.
It's called muscle strain. Too much and then...*rip*. However, since you went to the vet I'm sure you're all better now!
You're just going as an outpatient today, fluffy, just to make sure you're doing well after all your previous injuries
Ravofox becomes raviolifox as he eats ravioli and becomes ill.
*Dial-up modem sounds*
I don't think insects work quite like that but I'm glad my impossible condition is treated.
^ goes to the vet......to protest their new poplulatiry surge in anti flying insect sprays
*secretly passes you the smallest gas mask ever made*
^A group of drunken Swedes mistook you for their nations flag and tied you to a flagpole. The vet's gotta get you down.
You got rough last night, and your partner used a spare gun barrel as a dildo... right up your asshole. The vet needs to remove it
You gotta go to the vet to get your scales polished. They dull after time....
You? You go the vet because you find out that you're allergic to the color green, which means you're now allergic to your own fur. Gotta be prescribed a special anti-histamine.
In all honesty, that wouldn't even surprise me, given my luck...
^ Fleas. Lots of them. Gotta shorten your fur, too.
I'll nevar shorten my pluffy awesomeness that's my fur! XD
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