What is your sexual orientation? - Now with definitions!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Littlerock, Nov 8, 2013.

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Which orientation option provided best describes your own?

  1. Heterosexual

    26.5%
  2. Bi / Het

    12.5%
  3. Bisexual

    7.3%
  4. Bi / Homo

    9.4%
  5. Homosexual

    17.8%
  6. Pansexual

    6.3%
  7. Demisexual

    2.8%
  8. Asexual (aka) Non-sexual / Grey-A

    8.0%
  9. Not sure / Don't wish to be labeled

    7.3%
  10. Preferred option not provided / Non-binary or option preferred

    2.1%
  1. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    Deer god!
    [​IMG]

    Lol, do you take up challenges to turn straight people into bi/gay people? :p
     
  2. Yvvki

    Yvvki Sassy lesser panda.

    BUAHAHAHAHahaha! XDD

    That was amazing!
     
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  3. estiniens

    estiniens stargazer

    i'unno, i'm a guy with a massive preference for boys but i find ladies attractive in their own right
     
  4. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    Obviously. :3

    I've got plenty more where that came from. :p
     
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  5. ZaraphayxRedux

    ZaraphayxRedux The Postmaster

  6. Multoran

    Multoran Active Member

    Sexuality is rather simple, once you've stripped it down to it's core.
    All that's needed, really, is to remind a man of what they already know; even if they don't know that they know it.
     
  7. AustinB

    AustinB Active Member

    Well, then prepare to be alone for the rest of your life. I don't even think anthropomorphic animals will become a thing.
     
  8. Multoran

    Multoran Active Member

    With an anthro animal it would still be beastiality/ zoophilia.
    Congratulations!

    Stay away from my dog.
     
  9. Yvvki

    Yvvki Sassy lesser panda.

    Niceee Haha ☆
     
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  10. Glaedr

    Glaedr King of Laziness

    Hm, interesting. How would you go about reminding a man of his sexuality, exactly? :3
     
  11. I want to see how he goes about this as well
     
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  12. Multoran

    Multoran Active Member

    Trade secrets should not be so freely revealed.
    Given the opportunity, however, I would be more than happy to provide a demonstration ;)
     
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  13. Now where do I sign up? :3
     
  14. Glaedr

    Glaedr King of Laziness

    Is it free of cost? :v
     
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  15. Mandragoras

    Mandragoras Inept Abecedarian

    ...doesn't bestiality imply a lack of human reasoning abilities and language? I mean, that's the morally reprehensible part: That it's impossible to reasonably obtain consent from an animal.

    That said, only being into imaginary classes of people sounds *extremely* limiting. Setting aside the obvious complications, it kind of devalues human companionship, doesn't it? Like a person who doesn't fit your physical ideal can't be attractive in other ways, and is automatically insufficient. I guess a paraphilia really can get that extreme sometimes but I feel like it's more than a little objectifying and insulting to actual people.
     
  16. Multoran

    Multoran Active Member

    Wanting to butt-fuck Tweety doesn't make you any less a zoophile just because Tweety knows how to say "I tink I taw a putty tat!"
    -
    Beastiality does not imply that you have the desire to fuck something that lacks the ability to reason and speak a language. It implies the desire to fuck a beast. An animal not of our species.
     
  17. Multoran

    Multoran Active Member

    As if I'd ever charge to make a man feel good o;
     
  18. BittiBones

    BittiBones Gore fanatic

    Beastiality, by definition, is defined by sex between two different species, particularly a human and an animal-- regardless of their capability to communicate. While some monkeys can do sign language, screwing them even after getting whatever monkey's consent would still be all in the same, so the same should apply to wanting to screw anthromorphic animals.

    Asides from that, I'm ace, until someone offers me a million dollars.
     
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  19. Mandragoras

    Mandragoras Inept Abecedarian

    I feel like this is a heavily semantic argument about a fairly concrete issue, and more than a little disingenuous given the forum we're discussing this on.
     
  20. BittiBones

    BittiBones Gore fanatic

    If it counts, I'm merely relaying the literal definitions of bestiality.

    /shrug

    Take it how you will.
     
  21. pidge

    pidge Member

     
  22. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    Your sexual orientation is dank memes?
    I wonder how that works
     
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  23. Mandragoras

    Mandragoras Inept Abecedarian

    7/10, would ask demographic questions again.
     
  24. Sergei Sóhomo

    Sergei Sóhomo Well-Known Member

    I have no interest in companionship for a multitude of reasons but I do love me some 2d bitches

    This is correct but now I feel I died a bit inside having to read that sentence about Tweety
     
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  25. Mandragoras

    Mandragoras Inept Abecedarian

    Suit yourself, I guess? I thought you were ace, although I understand that can mean different things to different people.
     

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