Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TidesofFate, Apr 8, 2016.
I order you to "awooo" like you mean it
grab some Norse hauberk armour. grab a Dane axe.... we are taking England
Right, I'm on it. Thankful I'm recruiting you as my furry shield
*cough* You're both shields. :3 *cough*
TO ENGLAND WE SHALL GO!
I guess we all died.
@Yakamaru, bury us in a Viking longship
I will. The funeral will be beautiful. Traditional Viking.
Return to sender.
I'd make him play fetch.
put a Dane axe in someone's head.. actually don't do that. turns out it hurts the other person
Where does the list start? Hehe :3
I wouldn't expect you to know what a fly wants, so just bring me food.
I would require them to personally test out all the electric tennis-racket-type fly swatters that we have at work, just to make sure the batteries are working.
Just for fun.
Oooo, implied slaughtering! Sounds fun!
I would make him dress up in a spider fursuit
Scrub a dub dub clean up the skunk.
Why must people always attempt to humiliate me with tragic irony? Is it my extremely low position on the food chain? Is it people's propensity to associate me with being a small splat of spilled guts on a kitchen counter?
Well joke on you this time, this fly is stronker than mere spider
Seems MadKiyo didn't offer you anything there. Don't worry, I say once you're done scrubbing Simo you should wash all that paint off your face
And MadKiyo, can you take a look at that venus flytrap for me?
Oh, sorry, I'm currently occupied with fighting the fictional oppression of diptera everywhere. I will get back to the topic soon.
Get back here you...um, sentient being who deserves respect
most Americans like Trump, but publically act like they don't. the more patriotic of us recognize him as our lord and saviour.
A fox? Spray him, I 'Reckon, that way he won't be able to be so sneaky
A skunk, I'd make him go stink out the ladies toilets.
A wolfie? I would use him to hunt me some food from my fridge. ;3
I'd be nice to the bunny! Though I might have them wear a skunk tail for a day, just so they could see how they liked having a fluffier tail, for a day.
I'll make the skunk wear a wolf tail. XD
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