Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TidesofFate, Apr 5, 2016.
*Screams at seeing wolf thing*
*turns it into a fine swiss cheese with kalash*
To paraquote a truly great fictional Captain. "Gentlemen, I wash my paws of this weirdness."
Oh okay I see how it is then.
Apparently I have woken up in bed with two cute dudes.
Really hope I remember the context soon, because this could be very awkward.
So a piece of paper is on my bed. *walks outside and gives it to a kid*
You need some skin lotion.
walk out after putting lots of sandpaper in the bed.......
Run a hand through that amazing red hair and walk away.
Give all up for lost. There's no recovering from this.
Help, I'm scared! Few things eat skunks, but no use taking chances!
*lifts tail, and slooooowly backs away*
Aw! *cuddles back* Us skunks can be easily swept off our feet...
*throws you out the window
Ouch! *bounces back in and sprays you*
*Hangs up air fresheners*
Stare into my large green eyes made up of hundreds of yet smaller green eyes..
That wasn't the best line, uh-
you like steak dinners?
Steak for breakfast??
*takes your glasses* This will be a fine addition to my collection.
O okay then.
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