Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TidesofFate, Apr 5, 2016.
A fox eh?
*puts on chastity belt*
A Catholic, eh?
*starts blasting Bad Religion over the CD player, smiling cheekily*
What is going on here?
Why am I here?
I'll leave now...
Oh no, don't go! Want to watch some TV? Maybe fishing channel
Fine, only the fishing channel. Why don't you want me to leave?
Because you're lonely. Ooh, the show's starting!
OOOHHH THEY CAUGHT SOMETHING!
I make tiny pizzas for breakfast
I don't know who you are or where you came from. If you don't provide breakfast in bed, feel free to take your leave. Oh, and leave the orca slippers. They are mine.
Two for one deal...Nice
Obviously the not looking where you are going to walk in to a sleeping dragons den.
Dont spook me like that!
This is happening to me so much now, that I think I'm going insane. Can't go to sleep without waking up with someone new. And that comes with problems. That I don't want to talk about. Relating to romance. If this is prank, please stop....
Now I know what I'm having for breakfast.
Please don't kill me!
I don't want to die...
Really. I'm trying to sleep here and is running in to my den to try and hide such a good idea.
I'll be going now...
Aww, poor James. Who made you cry now?
(｡+･`ω･´) I've been watching the Three Stooges - I am ready for the slapstick!
Wait, how do you know I'm crying internally, but not physically?
YOU CAN READ MINDS >:O
Well you see James *puts the otter onto his lap*, the mind is like an open book, you look at it all you want, but you ain't fooling anyone, they still think you're crazy. Well I'll show them. I'll show them!
(=^･ω･^) Now, as long as you're here, what would you like for Christmas?
This is weird.....
(I want to be able to fish!)
You're weird, you're a talking otter!
Just do what the Cat does in Red Dwarf, find a food despenser unit in a city-sized spaceship, 3,000,000 years in space, and ask it for fish x6.
James gets around, what a scamper. Why the sweater?
Wait, but your a freak of nature!
Oh god that was mean...
This isn't even my fault...
If this curse didn't exist, I would no no-one, so I guess it's kind of good.
Aww, you're so cute when you have a existential crisis!~
That's not very nice.
Stop hitting on me.
If you are. I'm not good at social-skills...
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