'This post reads like prog metal lyrics'
Really? Not at all an uncool thing to say, IMHO.
I'll read it as compliment (until told otherwise).
Journalism-syle writing; haven't used it in
nearly ten years. I either use it on FA and FAF
or I'm total-f***ed.
And I remain,
Trying that post as lyrics, <Crang! Clash! Crunch!> Oh wait, these are my bagpipes, lemme get my guitar, :- )