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Recent content by ElZorroValdez

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    Clothes or no clothes on furries?

    Wear clothes, don't be a savage.
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    Plz give me tips of how to gain more views to FA profile....Plz!

    DRAW. PORN. If it ain't got hyper dicks/bellies/ass/I'meatingsomeonewithmyassandorpenis/diapers, people won't look at it.
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    Does anyone on here like dark humor?

    White people.
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    What's your dream job?

    I had many dream jobs doing all sorts of wonderful things. I just keep waking up. Suicide sounds fun.
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    Make me laugh...

    Here's a joke... Life.
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    Telling my parents

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    The cringe is unnerving

    Just look around you. I cringed my pants.
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    Do you believe in God, or some similar thing?

    I believe in a large monster, with two large meatspheres that constructs its frame, and many noodle-like appendages of which it uses to grace you.
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    Any furries in Phoenix? :)

    There are no furries in a phoenix. It's just a flaming hot bird that bursts into a pile of ash when it dies. Are you insunuating that furries are no better than a bunch of smoldering embers? How dare you.
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    Do you have any Uncommon Phobias?

    I am afraid of you. Keep your distance, I'm armed.
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    Best pick up lines

    You must be an oven because you're making my yeast rise.
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    Best pick up lines

    Are you the SAT? Because I'd do you for three hours and forty-five minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
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    Best pick up lines

    I'm having a sale at my place, clothes are 100% off.