My school has a pirate. Pretty interesting, actually. Because my school was near pearl harbor, there where a few crashed planes near by. We got the mascot when they found a marauder plane that crashed during the time. Not sure which side it fought for, though.
Ever some kind of war, I'd hide in my house, or go with the military to take me to some kind of camp for protection. I am a pussy, and I could give a fuck about who wins or loses. Living is priority number one for me. Well, this is my plan for nuclear holocausts and zombie invasions, too.