Recent content by Goldarm

and yet 20% of us were like "yeah i bet if i run really fast.."

this is about the same amount pelican crossings reduced human deaths when they were invented. we are all stupid animals.

notices santa is missing a row of reindeer

studies have shown that true depression is less likely to be because of circumstances and more likely to be an inheritted trait. you'll never be as blindly happy as most people because you're pre-disposed to seeing all the bad there is in everything. that doesn't mean however that it has to...

it's in situations like this that i wonder why people can't just use their own common sense.

i don't think there's anything anyone could do to make you feel better about the past, that change has to come from you. i can say nice sentiments about how it's not your fault and honestly mean it but where you are now you wouldn't believe me. there's always a time to feel and a time to act...

yes, just send it to them in PM and if you're right then let us know.

seems the problem here is you're incapable of standing up on your own two feet. for one that makes you overly dependant on your lover but at the same time it's not practical for relationships long term. being able to be a dependable person in a relationship physically (practically? in work and...

recently a racist destroyed the disposable spoons at the rescue centre to prove a point. i'm still not sure what their point even was, but they breached the terms of their immigration so the dumb cracka going back to France. Disaster brings out all the stupid people from the woodwork. Gee i...

this is supposed to be weird but it actually makes more sense to me than the actual content it's derived from

Gallindalf

this is the fish equivalent of screaming in fear

aw but i hope they don't do this everywhere because people might have pet dogs. also i think that might be a female.

stuck doing inventory work. bored.

what are you talking about?