Fine, you got me. Imaginary Meta-phorical money is still metaphorical money.
Here, a reward for your somewhat clever joke and metaphorical faith: Meta-phorical yogurt.
(It's so metaphorical, I don't even need to deliver it!)
Yeah, sorry. I may disappear occasionally, but all is fine, thankfully.
Appreciate your concern though, thanks Meta <3
Also, could you say that last part a little louder? Could've sworn you said you're 100% willing to join the ranks of the prestigious followers of the Divine Turtle AND give all...