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Recent content by Karpish McKarp

  1. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    ... kumquat.
  2. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    I saw two vampires kissing on the street last night. Some bigoted lady heckles them, saying 'that's not natural!' But I disagree. I think it's totally natural. In fact, I'd go as far as to say it's super natural. That lady is dead in an alley now, by the way. Moral of the story? Don't karp...
  3. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    If there is a dark joke that you need to hear... Who ya gonna call? CALL THIS GUY!
  4. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    One I came up with last night at my Werewolf; the wild west campaign; Why did the string theorist stick a ruler in his pants? He needed his pocket dimensions. This was after I did some online research for about ten minutes, completely drowning out the GMs instructions on how to make...
  5. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was qelrijgbelrigbleihrbglbgr. Follow up- Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.
  6. Karpish McKarp

    A few romantic poems for the day after valentines day

    Roses are red... My heart is black... IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!! GAWD!!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! No one understands me... *flips hair*
  7. Karpish McKarp

    A few romantic poems for the day after valentines day

    Roses are red... Or ARE they?? *twilight zone music*
  8. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    A black man, an Irish man, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender goes 'is this some kind of joke?'
  9. Karpish McKarp

    A few romantic poems for the day after valentines day

    Roses are red. I have ADD. Was that a cat?? *runs after it*
  10. Karpish McKarp

    A few romantic poems for the day after valentines day

    Roses are red. That was bad ass. I'd hate to piss off that kid. They'd murder me in my sleep.
  11. Karpish McKarp

    A few romantic poems for the day after valentines day

    Roses are red... The world is crappy... You did this to yourselves. Hope you're happy. *throws salt in the air as if it were glitter and I was a karping pixie* Roses are red... They'll wilt and die someday. We all will. Deal with it. Roses are red. But they can also be white. Or yellow. Or...
  12. Karpish McKarp

    Tell me a good joke.

    Three people walk into a bar. I don't think they should be at this limbo contest at all.
  13. Karpish McKarp

    What was your first anime?

    It's interesting how you can sort of tell a persons age by their first anime. Like Alex, here, is probably seven. Haha. Kidding. ;P Really though, I could be seeing this all wrong. It is entirely possible that someone could have gotten into anime later in life and have seen some newer animes...
  14. Karpish McKarp

    How old are you?

    Ah hah! Now if we both go through a door I can shout 'AGE BEFORE BEAUTY!' and enter first, like so many older people before me.
  15. Karpish McKarp

    What would you do with your time machine?

    Soooo... I was going to reply to this... Buuuutttt... I kind of saw the clip art to an Underfell video after this one finished... And I kind of clicked on that video. Aaaaannnndddd I kind of started watching more undertale videos... And maybe started googling undertale comics afterwards...
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