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"Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!" "Calls stopped coming for you the day you left. They're STILL sending you that lingerie catalogue though." If you don't recognise what those are from you don't deserve to call yourself a gamer.

Any of the Devil May Cry series (barring 2, which was piss-easy). Horribly difficult, but if you die, it's your own fault. The game is never cheap. SWAT 4. Got killed in a single shot walking through a doorway? Then why the hell didn't you use an optiwand, note the location of any suspects and...

All you have to do is tell him to wait outside the gate. It's really not a big deal. HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD OR POTIONS? When you were tasked with assassinating someone for dressing up as a guildmaster and saying that constantly was my favourite joke in Fable II.

Yeah but Square can't even make a console game work properly using Unreal 3, so you can't really fault them for platform inconsistency ;).

You're forgetting the saddest part. Agro! ='(. That game is so unbelievable emotionally affecting.

You sure you're not talking about survival-horror or RPGs there? Basically the only genres that still use fixed camera angles. You're certainly not talking about adventure games because: a) The fixed angle is necessary for the player to be able to see everything they need to clearly. b) If an...

It's meant to be hard to survive. That's the whole fucking point of Fallout. In fact, Fallout 3's difficulty was a major step down from its predecessors. In fact, by the end of the game I was swimming in stimpaks, 75 of them to be specific. Fort Independance is your friend here. Failing that...

God Hand doesn't hate you. God hand is challenging in the same way as Devil May Cry 3, in that while the game punishes you severely for failure, it is fair. Enemy attacks give you enough warning to get out of the way, and both games offer many ways for the player to tailor their own playing...

I fucking wept at the ending of MGS3, after my fourth playthrough. It affected me like no other story has, before or after. The ending to acts 1 and 3 of the Darkness are pretty sad too. It depresses me to hear of a sequel in the works, because that final scene on the park bench was such a...

Best: Fallout 3, Fable II, Fallout 3, Dead Space, Assassin's Creed, Fallout 3, Prince of Persia. Worst: Far Cry 2, by a huuuuuuuge margin.

Why I hate Far Cry 2: A look into open-world games with Lord Wibble. Firstly, and this needs to be said, I don't like open world games. Well, I don't like open world games because of their open worlds. I hate GTA, and most of its clones leave me cold. However, four particular open world games...

I still can't really tell if I hate the game or not. I need to collect my thoughts and then actually explain why I hate it.

Got the game yesterday. After actually managing to activate it, it had issues with non-existent emulation software. 'Fuck it,' I thought. 'Crack-town here I come.' Lo and behold, upon the very day of release there was already a working crack available. So anyway the game's fun but not amazing...

You can in Australia :cool:.

I prefer to look at each game by itself. Turning Point: Fail of Liberty I had pegged as shit form early previews, but those people who just go around going; EVERY GAME SUCKS UNLESS PROVEN OTHERWISE really piss me off. In this particular instance we have a game that's already reviewing well, and...