Recent content by Lula

Jack Sparrow! gurgle gurgle LolBillNye

Where are the charmed ones when you need them? We need Alyssa Milano!

Cancellation of natural selection in humankind. :V

Clayton, what's it like in Canada? I hear it's nice there. Is it nice there?

Meh, just enjoy the silence. That's what I've come to do. It only hurts if you let it, friend. Being single doesn't suck nearly as bad as you seem to think it does.

I never bought into twilight. Vampires don't sparkle, they raid and destroy Alaskan villages and decapitate the townsfolk once they've drained them of their life's blood. But back to the topic: No, we don't want a pussy. And no we don't want Chris Brown. However, I've been single for two years...

...and gorgaroth.

I had a feeling I'd forgotten something.

Nope, just trying for a laugh.

Because they're filthy hyoomans! :V No, but seriously. That's taking intimidation WAY TOO FAR. This is wrong on so many different levels.

First world problems.

The world hasn't gotten worse. It's just got more media. That way we can watch it burn from the comfort of our own homes. :V

Memebase because I'm stupid.

Colonoscopy

So did I. :3