Happy birthday! I'm guessing you're in the US, in which case you can actually buy alcohol now...
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*throws xbox through window*
How about carrier pigeon?
But...but...bullets.
*shows up bleeding on doorstep*
Oh hey there my friend.
Yay! I got moo-moo lovings!
Love the moo-moo!
Yay! *drink the milkshake*
Okay good night.
*hugs*
I can has milkshake?
For some reason i got the image of crazy people with tin on there heads.
Are you fucking with me?
What do you mean irl?
Elaborate.
If i were a meme i would be jeff the killer just so i could scare the fuck out of you.
V:
but...
nothing hurts in the world of memes.
*blasts off into the air*
ADVENTURE
*gives sword*
LUNAR GRAB MY HAIR!!
Well....i have two.
Do you want one?
I thought everyone had one.
It came with the house.
Dont worry.
If Satan ever came near you i would send him back to hell with a holy sword.
(true story)
What do you mean?
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jesus christ.
That's true. -
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