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Recent content by Mayfurr

  1. Mayfurr

    Fictional Languages

    I loved how Lapine words are sprinkled throughout the book with their associated meanings in English, which meant by the time you got to the final confrontation between Bigwig and General Woundwort on the downs and read Bigwig's untranslated insult "Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!" you knew...
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    British or American English?

    British English here, after all I'm in one of their former colonial possessions. (Well technically, it's "New Zealand English".) In other words, I go on holidays, not vacation, the season before winter is autumn, not fall, and I don't pronounce "herbs" as "erbs", because as Eddie Izzard points...
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    Inflammatory Thread Simulator

    [submits post on why Linux is so much better than MacOS or Windows]
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    Bad pick up lines!

    At the Greymuzzles bar Do I come here often?
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    The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

    The button summons a Haast's Eagle to your location. It looks hungry.
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    Scrupulous - A city renown for the manufacture of metallic fastenings. Dromedary
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    Give a job to the furry above you!

    Quantum mechanic.
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    Bad pick up lines!

    Do you work in road repair? Because it looks like you need your asphalt...
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    But why would you do such a thing?

    FOR SCIENCE! Speaking of which, why were you running away from Arecibo carrying a pair of bolt-cutters?
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    Unpopular opinions 2.0!

    I can't see how that can be correct - everyone knows there were only ever three Star Wars movies ;)
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    The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

    The button produces a packing case full of feijoas.
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    The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

    Buried under a sudden fall of feijoas.
  13. Mayfurr

    The Controversial Opinion Extravaganza (Aka The Hipster Game)

    "Blake's 7" is superior to "Battlestar Galactica".
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    The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

    The button causes a sign to light up that says "Please do not press this button again."
  15. Mayfurr

    Finish the quote

    ... you can put off for at least a week. Or two. - Procrastinators Anonymous I know you and Frank were planning to...