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is there any chance you can help e make my first fursona?
Bah. I'm only an adult when I choose to be. The rest of the time I'm as childish as I damn well please, and nobody can stop me because I'm an adult!
... I see a flaw with this logic. I'm going to ignore this flaw in favor of choosing to be forever young!
I'm an adult, now? DAMN! I thought I was never going to grow up, like Peter Pan!
Well then, I suppose it's all your fault if terrible things befall the fair maiden then...
j/k
Well don your shining armor then, Oh Fox Knight!
NAH. My knees are too shitty for running. I'll just do my thing~
Absolutely nothing more than this.
I'm surrounded by furry trash
How dare you sin in my presence.
My pizza couch is untouchable by mere mortals
I love you in the furriest way possible. But not in the yiffy kind. Just in the I've-Been-Relatively-Close-To-Your-House kind of way.
Nao dat modz r gone is can bcome frorum moderadurrr will rool w/iron fist or paw or w/e
Also u nevur told me wut wuz in 7 munth pregnent three n now u can so plz spill jewsee sekrits
Minty beans!
Oh, come now..... you know you love it!
What's the matter, Ment? *bites lip and grins*
Well hello, Ment....
put me down?!?! wait i'm a fox now!!! hell yeah put me down!
YOU GAVE ME THE PILL NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *yiffs a car* DAMMIT I CAN'T STOP!!!
*takes mystery pill* OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! *starts changing color* MINTY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON *starts turning into a fox* OH NOOOO *yiffs everything*
He wants everyone to fuck him. Then eat him.
Its the foxes code of honor.
STOP LIVING SO FUCKING FAR AWAY OR ELSE I'LL COME OVER THERE, RIP OUT YOUR EYES, RIP OUT YOUR BALLS, PUT YOUR BALLS WHERE YOUR EYES WERE AND PUT YOUR EYES WHERE YOUR BALLS WERE SO YOU CAN SEE. ME. COMING. *GROOOWWWLLL*
Luv you! *waves*
Are you asking me to fuck you, Minty? So forward.~ -
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