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  • I'd like to purchase a potion please. One essence of cheddar.
    Some rats told me one of the best ways to travel the world is to hang out in the pantries of fancy cruise ships and yachts.
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    That's very true! Note that you need to be a rat for this plan to work though.
    *gets an idea for a rat travel agency that transforms people into rats for the purpose of travel by ship*
    sends drone with microscope to check in porat

    also to see if your tf potions have made virus sized rats to run around
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    *it turns out they have not, but there are a plenty of normal sized rats. you assume they used to be mean predators*
    (hai, ben, I've been too worn out to be online today. the corona is making me super tired. and everything feels kind of weirdly unreal)
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    hope you get better soon
    The fox-rats have a plot to get the cheese. :p
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    Be careful Izzy don’t get close to anyone. They’ll just abandon you most likely to suit their own needs.
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    Did some dragons purchase the RAT VACATION PACKAGE? I have seen fire-breathing rats melting cheese and dipping pieces of corn chips into it.
    metatherat
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    Yes! Animals of many, many species have shown much interest in the RAT VACATION PACKAGE :3
    *you see a bunch of octopus rats squirt ink playfully at each other behind me*
    I have heard that pantries are being built all over Rat River Junction. How is that going?
    There will be a large stockpile of Halloween cookies waiting for you when you return to your rat form.
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    Eee, Halloween coo-
    -wait, why can't I have the Halloween cookies right now?!
    *flies verminously into the halloween cookie stockpile and takes a bite of a cookie*
    ...oh, right. Lousy bat taste buds :I
    *nose boops ratto*
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    *is nosebooped*
    Ehee :3
    *smells your pawpads as you boop me*
    *analyzing.... analyzing.... ding!*
    You.... are a terrier! *nodnod*
    Matt the Terrier
    Matt the Terrier
    *sniff-sniffs ratto*
    You are. . .are fuzzy wittle fren from LPW and PvP! ^ w ^
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    Eee! Yes, that is meh :3
    *fuzzes up tinily*
    (except I haven't actually posted in LPW in months) :p
    *gifts super potion*
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    *drinks the super potion*
    *starts flashing in different colours*
    *runs at a line of many goombas, knocking them down*
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    ... "wait this was just ment to heal 50 hp" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Greetings friend rodent. i understand you are a brewer of potions. I'm in need of your strongest potion.
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    You got it, Pogo! Some other alchemist might be worried that said potion is too strong for you, but not me! *rat fingerguns*
    *gives YOUR STRONGEST POTION*
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    That other potion seller has no idea what theyre saying. Of course i can handle the strongest potion.

    *thanks meta, takes a drink and explodes*
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    Uh.... *pours RECOMBINE RODENT POTION*
    *gives SECOND STRONGEST POTION*
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    *checks on Slushie*
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    *Slushie is swimming around in an old bathtub. He climbs out and shakes the water off his bristly fur, slapping the water with his wide, scaly tail*
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    *feeds slishie *
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    *he opens his pointy mouth wide and eagerly chows down on the food*
    *he pauses briefly to give you the ratxolotl fingerguns, but does it quickly between bites, it's obvious that his primary focus is on the food*
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    *comes to rat base and asks for rat swimers for final stages for experiments*
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    *is surprised to hear that some rats have a base, assumes that they have just taken over an abandoned one, as building one would require effort in a most unratty manner*
    *the rats want to know more details about these experiments, and what they will get in return*
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    if they work, then not drowning when the ice caps melt
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    *They say that the results sound way too uncertain, but they give you the directions to some guinea pigs who apparently have a lot of experience with being test subjects*
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    *Leaves yoghurt*
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    eee :3
    thamkyou, I am a grateful rat :3
    *eats the h*
    *climbs onto the rim of the yogurt cup* :p
    *nomnomnom*
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    *Turns on the air conditioning at the old barn at Fox Farms so the rats in it can comfortably do their R&D work on yogurt.*
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    *the rats squeak gratefully*
    *they say that you can freely sample all of the new yogurt that is being developed once they get the deliciousness just right*
    You hurt your friends
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    metatherat
    metatherat
    Stop trying to force me to engage. I will not. What you did was incredibly petty, and I want nothing to do with you. Especially since it is obvious now that you are willing to misrepresent events, lie and even impersonate others just so that you can get chances to further try to hurt people or get under their skin.
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