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  • The Voltage Vixens were wondering if you were the one who chewed up the wires they had to replace. :p
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    I try not to chew on them, but they just look and feel so juicy! I wish I was chewing on some wires right now.... *dreamy look*
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    *Izzy gives the rat wires from some old, torn-out fluorescent light fixtures that were replaced with LED fixtures.*
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Oo, wires! *sniffs at them eagerly*
    Thanks, Izzy Fox :3
    *blissful chewing*
    Oh, it feels so good on the jaw, so good on the jaw to gnaw! :3
    *Casually pops in and waves.*

    :3
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    *waves tiny rat-hand sleepily*
    Haii! I'm about to go to sleep, but feel free to lounge in my nest :3
    *huge rat-yawn*
    *curls into a tight ball*
    ssaannttoo
    ssaannttoo
    Okie dokie. Just wanna check in on my little rat pal.

    *Gives you soft pats before tucking you in.*

    Cya around buddy :3
    *Ventures on in, in hand a nice tall glass of vanilla yogurt.*

    Heya Meta.

    *Looks around for the adroable, itty bitty rat fren.*
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    ssaannttoo
    ssaannttoo
    Huh..

    *I shuffle a giggle as I pick up one of the old stale question marks.*

    Get confused often?
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Confusion is the parent of alchemical discovery *pushes glasses up on rat-nose*
    *takes the way-too-big glasses off and puts them down on the floor. You are unsure where I even got those*
    ssaannttoo
    ssaannttoo
    An alchemist and a magician.

    *Sits back and claps.*
    I hope things are well with you, sweetie!
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    They are fantastic, as usual! *admires all the fantastic things*
    I just returned from my winter vacation week, it has been super chill (both relaxation and temperature-wise) :3
    Hope you are doing great, too, froggywoggy amphibianpal :3

    *scans you with ALCHEMICAL FROG SKIN TOXICITY LEVEL DETECTORINATOR*
    Tingly again?! :O
    *lunges into a hug*
    Oooo, tinglyyyyyyy~ *bristles* :3
    Guifrog
    Guifrog
    OOOOOH, awesome!!
    Not sure I can say I'm fantastic but outlook's definitely good on my end. Gets better when I see you're doing fantastically, after a long, literal chill-out experience!
    *holds you tight, strokes your head and your entire back, to allow for a brooooooad tingling effect* ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆
    Welcome back, ratty ratto~
    metatherat
    metatherat
    *squeaks happily, whiskers twitching as you stroke meh*
    eeeeeee, sooo tinglyyyyy~ :3
    Glad to hear of your good outlook! Let's look out together :3
    *looks out of the window as you knead me, it looks good out*
    How many rats’ nests have been built in the past month?
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    That's impossible to even begin calculating! We rats are numerous and our approach to nest-building is very fluid.
    *smug rat-nodnod*
    *rat fingerguns*
    *rattiness is resumed*
    *squeaksqueak*
    *rat fingerguns all over the place*
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    Cosmic-FS
    Cosmic-FS
    Back to being a rat, hmm? And I was getting used to you embracing your literally blood thirsty pred nature.
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Sorry, Ash, but all I was thirsty on was BLOOD! ....orange juice :3
    ....and snuggles. And maybe some yogurt. :3
    *flies around seemingly erratically on tiny bat-wings*
    *hangs upside down from a branch*
    *extreme echolocating*
    "Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot"
    *screech*
    *Is a bat for Halloween, is what I am getting at, here*
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    metatherat
    metatherat
    Actually, I am a mammal of the order Chiroptera.
    *shows NOT A RAT LICENSE*
    Guifrog
    Guifrog
    Θ__Θ *stares* Are you sure? I mean, y'know, I can't decide now... You're also looking like *licks lips* a butterfly of some sort
    metatherat
    metatherat
    What?! A butterfly?! That's not even the right class! Where do you see my supposed chitinous exoskeleton? Do you think I left it at home? :O
    *frumpy bat-flit*
    *Swoops in and turns you into yogurt*
    Your ratty science is no match for my witchy magic!! XD
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    *is yogurt-rat*
    *makes plans to make the yogurt-rat into a closed species and make millions of deviantart points*
    Finally followed you Now I can die happy .o.
    Does @Simo keep rats in his zoo?
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    Well, he did once send his space agents to capture me in his space zoo. But they did a crappy job of it. In the end, I had to sneak into the zoo myself :D
    I hereby disrespect your alchemical authority. *raises shield* come at me.
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Ooh! Thanks, Ari! *clears throat*
    "YOU INSOLENT FOOL. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"
    Aaahaha! That was great! Anyway, I'm about to go to sleep, but thank you. That really meant a lot :3
    *scurries off*
    Rattiness level: 104% (with a 2% error margin)
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    metatherat
    metatherat
    You're thinking of DIAMOND RODENTSCRYER 4K, the cheap knockoff brand! PLATINUM RODENTSCRYER 4000 is the old trusted device whose reputation they're trying to ride on!
    VeeStars
    VeeStars
    Whatever. The only TRUE way to scan for your rattehness is with a blood test. *Brandishes needle* >:3
    metatherat
    metatherat
    *shows fresh blood test results*
    *it says MEGA TOTAL RAT*
    *the doctor has included a handwritten note on the margin: "WOW, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RATTIER RAT. OH MY GOD, WHAT A RAT"*
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