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  • *Turns on the air conditioning at the old barn at Fox Farms so the rats in it can comfortably do their R&D work on yogurt.*
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    *the rats squeak gratefully*
    *they say that you can freely sample all of the new yogurt that is being developed once they get the deliciousness just right*
    You hurt your friends
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    metatherat
    metatherat
    Stop trying to force me to engage. I will not. What you did was incredibly petty, and I want nothing to do with you. Especially since it is obvious now that you are willing to misrepresent events, lie and even impersonate others just so that you can get chances to further try to hurt people or get under their skin.
    Kope
    Kope
    Lies
    I heard there is a marmalade tasting party going on at @lenago ’s house. :p
    *Puts down empty bottle of RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.*

    *Squeaks.*
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    Speaking of scavenging, it seems that rats in Rat River Junction have become masters at finding ways to extract precious metals from old electronics, car parts, etc. This has given Rat River Junction incredible trading leverage, proven by the fact that 60% of the yogurt produced by Fox Farms in Vulpine Valley is exported to Rat River Junction.
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Indeed! Working very hard is not very ratty, though, but we have solved this issue by piling up the old electronics around the city in huge piles. Occasionally, while a rat is passing, or has nothing better to do, one will wander over and half-assedly dismantle an old part slightly. Because there are so many rats, eventually all of the metal will have been extracted. :3
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    I am seeing rave reviews and testimonials for the RAT VACATION PACKAGE in The Vulpine Valley View, Skunk Hollow Gazette, and other newspapers. Many of them state that they saved quite a bit of money compared to "normal" vacations. A dragon even claimed that she paid off her car a year early thanks to the savings from the RAT VACATION PACKAGE.
    *Sits on you*

    Hello!
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    No eet fellow rattos! :O
    Eet this instead. *gives SYNTHETIC TOFU RAT*
    Pygmepatl
    Pygmepatl
    Ah, that'll make for a nice appetizer for the main meal!

    *Kidnaps a huge portion of the rat population from the rat farm hotel and turns them into delicious meat pies that will last for the rest of the year*

    I will also make synthetic tofu rat pies, so don't worry, that won't go to waste either. :p
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    @Pygmepatl always plays strange "eating" games with Savings Skunk brand animal crackers.
    MEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAA

    *Tackle hugs*
    The Voltage Vixens were wondering if you were the one who chewed up the wires they had to replace. :p
    metatherat
    metatherat
    I try not to chew on them, but they just look and feel so juicy! I wish I was chewing on some wires right now.... *dreamy look*
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    *Izzy gives the rat wires from some old, torn-out fluorescent light fixtures that were replaced with LED fixtures.*
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Oo, wires! *sniffs at them eagerly*
    Thanks, Izzy Fox :3
    *blissful chewing*
    Oh, it feels so good on the jaw, so good on the jaw to gnaw! :3
    *Casually pops in and waves.*

    :3
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    *waves tiny rat-hand sleepily*
    Haii! I'm about to go to sleep, but feel free to lounge in my nest :3
    *huge rat-yawn*
    *curls into a tight ball*
    ssaannttoo
    ssaannttoo
    Okie dokie. Just wanna check in on my little rat pal.

    *Gives you soft pats before tucking you in.*

    Cya around buddy :3
    *Ventures on in, in hand a nice tall glass of vanilla yogurt.*

    Heya Meta.

    *Looks around for the adroable, itty bitty rat fren.*
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    ssaannttoo
    ssaannttoo
    Huh..

    *I shuffle a giggle as I pick up one of the old stale question marks.*

    Get confused often?
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Confusion is the parent of alchemical discovery *pushes glasses up on rat-nose*
    *takes the way-too-big glasses off and puts them down on the floor. You are unsure where I even got those*
    ssaannttoo
    ssaannttoo
    An alchemist and a magician.

    *Sits back and claps.*
    I hope things are well with you, sweetie!
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    They are fantastic, as usual! *admires all the fantastic things*
    I just returned from my winter vacation week, it has been super chill (both relaxation and temperature-wise) :3
    Hope you are doing great, too, froggywoggy amphibianpal :3

    *scans you with ALCHEMICAL FROG SKIN TOXICITY LEVEL DETECTORINATOR*
    Tingly again?! :O
    *lunges into a hug*
    Oooo, tinglyyyyyyy~ *bristles* :3
    Guifrog
    Guifrog
    OOOOOH, awesome!!
    Not sure I can say I'm fantastic but outlook's definitely good on my end. Gets better when I see you're doing fantastically, after a long, literal chill-out experience!
    *holds you tight, strokes your head and your entire back, to allow for a brooooooad tingling effect* ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆
    Welcome back, ratty ratto~
    metatherat
    metatherat
    *squeaks happily, whiskers twitching as you stroke meh*
    eeeeeee, sooo tinglyyyyy~ :3
    Glad to hear of your good outlook! Let's look out together :3
    *looks out of the window as you knead me, it looks good out*
    How many rats’ nests have been built in the past month?
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    That's impossible to even begin calculating! We rats are numerous and our approach to nest-building is very fluid.
    *smug rat-nodnod*
    *rat fingerguns*
    *rattiness is resumed*
    *squeaksqueak*
    *rat fingerguns all over the place*
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    Cosmic-FS
    Cosmic-FS
    Back to being a rat, hmm? And I was getting used to you embracing your literally blood thirsty pred nature.
    metatherat
    metatherat
    Sorry, Ash, but all I was thirsty on was BLOOD! ....orange juice :3
    ....and snuggles. And maybe some yogurt. :3
    *flies around seemingly erratically on tiny bat-wings*
    *hangs upside down from a branch*
    *extreme echolocating*
    "Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot"
    *screech*
    *Is a bat for Halloween, is what I am getting at, here*
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    metatherat
    metatherat
    Actually, I am a mammal of the order Chiroptera.
    *shows NOT A RAT LICENSE*
    Guifrog
    Guifrog
    Θ__Θ *stares* Are you sure? I mean, y'know, I can't decide now... You're also looking like *licks lips* a butterfly of some sort
    metatherat
    metatherat
    What?! A butterfly?! That's not even the right class! Where do you see my supposed chitinous exoskeleton? Do you think I left it at home? :O
    *frumpy bat-flit*
    *Swoops in and turns you into yogurt*
    Your ratty science is no match for my witchy magic!! XD
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    *is yogurt-rat*
    *makes plans to make the yogurt-rat into a closed species and make millions of deviantart points*
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