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Nihles
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  • It's June Coon Spanking month! *zips fox in raccoon onesie PJs*
    *giggles*
    "Tell me what's worse than this
    What's worse is all the coke
    The ice that numbs my throat if only for the night
    My muscles will contract, your bones will crack
    It's just a fact 'cause I am here to win this fight"
    Haven't been able to make time lately for all you cuties. Boo!
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    Simo
    Simo
    Omg! I smell a fox! A smelly one too! *prepares fox bath*
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    Did ya see? April is official fox bathing and washing month! All foxes get sudsy baths. (and a free fluff and dry)
    Nihles
    Nihles
    Is there a pawdicure and nail option, too?

    And this fox needs a perm
    Shampoo would ruin my hair!
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    (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚,
    How can your milkshake be better than mine when I don't drink milkshakes? *giggles and hugs*
    Nihles
    Nihles
    I bet I could whip one up that'll change your mind *smirks and blows smooches*
    ConorHyena
    ConorHyena
    Oh~ well that sounds like an invitation I'd very much take
    I bet my milkshakes are better than yours tho
    Nihles
    Nihles
    Impossibru! Who taught you?
    And what did they charge?
    SoL-JoS
    SoL-JoS
    If I told you, I'd have to... well, you know.
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    *releases sniffer dogs to track down and catch the fox*
    Nihles
    Nihles
    *launches on a catapult across the river to hide my trail*
    You'll never get me!!!
    *Thud*
    Owwww...
    ;w;
    Simo
    Simo
    I just recalled...Feb is still fox spanking month! And........you're a fox, so you qualify for this remarkable offer :p
    BUT
    BUT
    YOU'RE NOT POGO
    WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CAT FRIEND
    also why are you not following me
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    Nihles
    Nihles
    What? Of course I am ;w;
    I was following you the whole time
    Just ask The Universe @Pogo
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    SoL-JoS
    SoL-JoS
    I'm entirely confused. And yet, somehow slightly aroused.
    Pogo
    Pogo
    Help im stuck. I mean.. hello.
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    Hello fellow me. How am I doing?
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    Nihles
    Nihles
    *parrot-like squawking and confusion*
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    Love your new profile pic
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    Nihles
    Nihles
    Thanks a bundle! I will always eventually go back to the original, but felt like having something different for awhile.
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    23R0
    That's cool
    As a Hazardous Materials Consultant, how do you classify skunk spray? :p
    Nihles
    Nihles
    Tough one! Normally hazmat threatens human health, but the codes don't say anything about fox health °~°
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    Simo
    Simo
    Oh, I hear for foxes, it's not at all bad for their health! Also, I need a theme for February...since it's Valentine's Day month, I was thinking maybe a 'red' species. :p
    Did ya hear? I'm a professional Fox-catcher now! Better at it than even a sniffer dog!
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    Nihles
    Nihles
    Yes, but does the PFCA know what you *do* with the foxes after you catch them? I'd hate for you to lose your license!
    Simo
    Simo
    If they did know, they'd actually extend my licence, and maybe even give me new privileges!
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    *sneaks up, and pinches the fox's rear*

    *giggles*
    Nihles
    Nihles
    *Yelps, jumps and chases skunk*
    I'm going to tickle you so hard you'll never breathe right again!
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    Simo
    Simo
    Is that so, huh? Well! I happen to be an Olympic champion, gold-medal winning fox tickler :p
    Nihles
    Nihles
    *HUFF*
    *PUFF*
    Does that include the Marathon after?
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