A summary of dolphins in Greek mythology:
"Once, on one of his travels, when he was resting on a beach, pirates held him as their hostage because they thought that he was a prince. When he told them that they had made a mistake, they just laughed and continued to sail.
Suddenly, out of the sea sprang vines laden with grapes. They twined all over the ship. The air filled with the sound of tigers roaring.
Horrified, the sailors threw themselves into the water, but instead of letting them drown, Dionysus turned them into dolphins. That is why dolphins are one of the most human-like animals."
So I guess you aren't totally wrong in calling me a pirate XD