You flatter me...
If I wasn't so worried about being banhammered for sexual harassment, I'd be talking dirty right now XD
If I wasn't so worried about being banhammered for sexual harassment, I'd be talking dirty right now XD
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I have resisted the urge to drop by until now.
Already saw those, but they are great. The Onion has perfected the art of managing to be both satire and the most truthful voice in journalism at the same time.
This is good too. It's from the Onion's Buzzfeed-knockoff site.
Oh god that's so perfect~
It's true. All of it.
I know, I am a total scrub. I need to spend more time being tryhard. :/
I actually chop them up into bits and sell the pieces to Chinese restaurants around town. That's how I paid for my college tuition for a while.
Next week's episode is about how to probably clean up after having sex with a hooker. I could've used that lesson years ago.
But this episode's lesson was about how to use a condom. I needed it, seeing how I get so much pony cooch on a daily basis.
It is.
...How does it go up to 2016? What witchcraft is this? D:
I'd love to be a guinea pig. :L It looks alright, maybe I'll, er, 'find' a copy.
Gonna involve a lot of bullets, assault super helicopters, and an ANGRY mecha butterfly.
Your grave.
EVAC Industry. So I can teach you some manners on my home turf.
Excuse me? You wanna go?
Oh. Good.
That's one out the way then :L
I know I got a new Pratchett book to get a hold off, I managed to miss that coming out D:
I have heard of literally none of those.
(Crt CTV later)
Left Behind sounds pretty wicked, actually.
I'm pretty flexible, as long as it isn't teen romance :L
I'm tempted by David Eddings, having finished one trilogy I might dive deeper and find another few worth trying.
Cuz i liek to play nekkid...in my room..
With a bottle of wine..
You do?
Y is dat?
Ranguvar...Ranguvar...
Ok. I got it. Sadly, it sounds like this movie title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eucpelkpuiY :V
Greenknight...when did you change your name? XD
The only thing I plan on changing is the world. -
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