ROJO

Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck do you want?

hi?

Who be you :V

I will kill literally any bonobo that I lay my eyes on

I have killed many chimpanzees before, in fact I'd consider them the easiest primate to kill, right behind spider monkeys
Send them my way, go ahead
see what happen

I'm sending 100 gorillas your way right now, I'm expertly trained in gorilla warfare and these gorillas are at the top of their class

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent.