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Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer From A hollow log in Michigan
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  • Nexus Cabler
    Today I learned that watermelons are classified as both a fruit and vegetable :0c
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    The_biscuits_532
    The_biscuits_532
    I'm guessing:

    Is this because Fruit refers to the part of a plant that specifically bears seeds whilst also being nutritious enough to attract animals

    Whilst Vegetable refers to literally just any part of a plant we eat
    Yakamaru
    Yakamaru
    Hmm. I didn't know this.

    I do know Simo is classified as a wholesome skunk in need of hugs though.
    Izzy4895
    Johnny and Sammy from Arctic Fox Heating and Cooling told me that you always seem to show up at the Fox Hole Lounge right around the same time they get there after they get off of work. :p
    Izzy4895
    Do you happen to know where I can find a library with microfilm images of old issues of the Skunk Hollow Gazette, particularly one that is around 158 years old? I want to see a firsthand report of a mischief rampage one of my ancestors embarked on in Skunk Hollow. :p
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    Simo
    Simo
    You're in luck! The Skunk Hollow Public Library has physical copies of The Skunk Hollow Gazette going back to Volume 1, issue 1, April 1, 1844, which we can supply as digitized versions, due to their age and fragility. Submit an Inter-Library Loan request to library code: SKUNK.
    Simo
    Simo
    (I suspect you're referring to the Great Mischief Rampage of 1863; it was after this, that Skunk Hollow erected its first Spanking Barns, in 1864.)
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    *Izzy submits the inter-library loan request.*

    Recent research into my ancestry revealed that I am a direct descendant of the vixen that led that rampage, Naughty Nelly. :p
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    Keefur
    You should drop me a line from time to time. I never seem to talk to you anymore.
    Simo
    Simo
    Will do! I'll send a PM here, or look ya up on Telegram : )
    Keefur
    Keefur
    OK. I'll even give you my email and phone number if you want. lol
    Simo
    Simo
    Sounds good; I'm much better at just talking on the phone, actually. I gotta work the next two days/nights, but will shoot ya a line, and maybe we can gab on Weds or Sat, if that works. Will be fun to catch up!
    Izzy4895
    I saw @Ravofox buy $500.00 worth of veggies at Savings Skunk.
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    Simo
    Simo
    Sounds good; I'm much better at just talking on the phone, actually. I gotta work the next two days/nights, but will shoot ya a line, and maybe we can gab on Weds or Sat, if that works. Will be fun to catch up!
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    The skunk seems to have mixed up something. :p
    Simo
    Simo
    Oooops, posted that last reply in the wrong place~
    Yakamaru
    If a skunk does not smell, is it still a skunk?

    Also, where are all the pictures of all the baked goods you said you would send? xD

    And do I have to send spanks over Discord? =3=
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    Simo
    Simo
    I gotta post some bread pics soon. Was gonna post some here, but the pics on my phone give me this 'file size is too big' error. Not being much of a computer sort, and being very lazy at googling these things...what's the easy way, to make them smaller???

    *uploads spanks, so you feel as if a skunk is giving spankings* :p
    Tacoshark
    Hi Simo, how are ya?
    Simo
    Simo
    Pretty good, here! Got some new Van's winter boots, that look like old school sneakers...you need them, up here!
    Tacoshark
    Tacoshark
    I can imagine. Has it been snowing a lot up there?
    Simo
    Simo
    Yep, seems to be an inch or teo, each day, Not a ton at once, but it sure adds up!
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    I've discovered I've been mispronouncing your name this entire time. I feel quite silly.
    Simo
    Simo
    Aw...that's ok Mr. Dragon! Not to worry!

    Now just slip into this not at all suspicious rubber skunk suit and we'll forget all about it :p
    D
    Deleted member 134556
    Hmmmmm.... You got yourself a deal mister >w>
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    Yakamaru
    Discord, you boob. xD
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    Simo
    Simo
    Funny, I was just gonna ask! Gimmie a few secs, and I will pop in, over there : ) (gonna eat some enchiladas, here...for...breakfast?)
    Yakamaru
    Yakamaru
    Sure.
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