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Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer From A hollow log in Michigan
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    Curse you and your holidays. My butt will never forgive you!
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    Well...the month is luckily half over! I was pondering what next month should be. I was gonna do otters, but there's so few...so, I think July might be Bear spanking month : P
    Roose Hurro
    Thanks for the message. Kennedy era baby, here. Also an "oldie" on this forum. Been off for a few years, decided to come back and see what was happening. Heh... those were fun days. Seems like I'm getting back in my old form with some unfamiliar faces. Glad you enjoy.
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    Hope you are doing well, Simo :]
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    Oh, thanks, and same to you! Been a bit crazy, but I'm hanging in there, and hope things are well, there. Miss seeing ya here!
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    aloveablebunny
    things have been crazy here too. Kind of not on here so much anymore because the vibe is so different and certain kinds of people are running rampant :<
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    MarquisofGIF
    Thank you for Following me, i do appreciate it good sir
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    Oh, thank you as well! And no worries, I always enjoy reading your posts, and thought I had followed you sooner!
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    MarquisofGIF
    whoa, such sweet complement, thank you very much *bows respectfully*
    Mach
    Thanks for the nice comments on my profile. It'll be great to talk to you here.
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    I don't like skunks. Have a free follow!
    Simo
    Simo
    But skunks, on the other hand, love Morons! Well, spraying them, at least. :p
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    Some Moron
    I've noticed. So many clothes ruined!
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    June Dragon Spanking madness month is here! Includes lizards and snakes. Don't be a grump---spank a scaly rump!
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    Massan Otter
    What about dinosaurs?
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    Oh, they DEFINITELY get spanked. And not gently! They're among the most naughty scaled critters out there, those Dinos are.
    AppleButt
    I’m a good fox today. :)
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    Ginza
    Wrong. You’re never a good fox!

    *bites tail*
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    Aw, AppleButt is a nice fox. But with the name AppleButt...hmmm...maybe there is more mischief there than it appears!
    AppleButt
    AppleButt
    Everyone is ganging up on me! :’(

    I am a good fox today. I promise! :)
    Simo
    June is Dragon Spanking month! Includes lizards, snakes and all scaled creatures. Use sturdy paddles on the dragons, and don't go easy!
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    I was pondering this. I think they should be quietly included, so feel free to spank away!
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    Massan Otter
    I don't know if I have it in me to spank a frog. They tend to be quite sweet really, and I already feel bad that we eat them now and again when we can't find enough fish!
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    Yeah, I felt the same way. Though they are very tasty! Now, if you do see a lizard, though, they have indeed earned many spankings.
    Izzy4895
    When is Monkey Spanking Month? :p
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    The moment you put on a pair of Monkey onesies!

    And the other sort...er...all the time :p
    AppleButt
    Simo? I.... I... uh... i spanked a wolf that was exempt from your spanking :(

    I am a bad foxy and if you want to add me to your list of foxes to spray then I deserve it.
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    Aw, I'll give you a free pass! After all...it's easy to make mistakes :p
    Simo
    Dragon Spanking month begins June 1. All Scaled creatures must be spanked. If need be, use LARGE paddles on the dragons, and don't go easy!
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    YES, I got through Wolf Spanking Month without even a single tap :D
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    *pats Simo*

    I’ve been doing a good job spanking my fellow awoo’s! How are you doing?
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    Simo
    But thnaks for asking, and just as wolf spanking month comes to an end...Dragons are up next! And lizards, snakes & all scaled critters.
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    Ginza
    Aww man I feel. Super hostile around here lately. I’ve been trying to make some light-hearted threads to make up for it. Let’s hope this discourse comes to an end soon! Have some hugs anyways *slips a quick spank in*
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    Yeah, wish they would lock those last few threads. I also try and lighten up the mood, and hope it gets cheerier soon *slips in a quick spanking, as well, just to be cheeky!*
    pandasayori
    Oh snap, thanks for the follow!!
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    Oh, no worries! I was following that certain thread, and as I was too tired to make a cogent post, instead just decided to 'like' those that summed up my feelings, and yours certainly did...very refreshing to see. I guess what troubles me is how some put this need to be right above hurting others feelings, common decency, empathy, and good manners.
    Guifrog
    Wanna dance? :3
    *dances with Simo*
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    Oh, let's play some early Gilberto Gil, and Caetano Veloso, too!
    Guifrog
    Guifrog
    What does traditional brazilian music transmit to you? Seems like you enjoy it, Mr. Skunk <3
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    Yes, very much so, I collect vinyl, and once found this stash of maybe 30 LPs, Brazil, 60s-70s, at a thrift store, that were from a library, and fell in love...but, I love Calypso, too, as In Lion, Tiger, Houdini. And Nigeria, 'High Life', 60s
    AppleButt
    Hey Simo. Hope all is well today. :)
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    Ah, pretty good here, just very hot, and muggy...a week of rain, here in Maryland. But the thunderstorms are at least fun to watch!
    AppleButt
    AppleButt
    Glad all is well :). Same story here. Have a thunderstorm heading this way as we speak. They’re so fun to watch!
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    Yep, though it does feel as if I'm living in a swamp! And though I rather like swamps, I'm not sure it's all that comfy, in this heat :p
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