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Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer From A hollow log in Michigan
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    AWOOO!
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    Okami_No_Heishi
    So....what kind of tobacco you smoking?
    Simo
    Simo
    At this point I'd take any! But mainly a pipe lately...smells nice and costs much less. And I can feel like Sherlock Holmes:)
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    Okami_No_Heishi
    Then you would like my two pipes I got at Ren Fest last year, though they look more like Gandolf's than Sherlock's.
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    Asassinator
    Hey Simo! What month is it NOW?
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    Ginza
    Do we have a dog spanking month??
    Simo
    Simo
    Not yet, but there does need to be one! Also @Asassinator : It is currently Wolf Spanking Month...next month will be Dragon and Scaly Spanking Month, where all dragons, snakes and lizards are spanked. But I am not sure what part of a snake, to spank, yet.
    AppleButt
    AppleButt
    You’d spank their whole body since snakes are essentially tails right?
    Izzy4895
    I have declared a year-round open season on tickling skunks. :p

    *Tickles Simo's foot-paws.*
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    Hi there my favorite skunk! How are you?
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    Simo
    Simo
    Ah, bit sleepy, but not too bad! Got home, and realized I left my keys at work...and so, walked over to where my housemate works, to borrow his. But, can finally relax! Dentist tomorrow, so no work, at least. How's bunny world? Watch out for foxes!
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    aloveablebunny
    Oof! At least your housemate was close enough for you to do that though! Could have been so much worse :<

    Things are good here, ready for the weekend and to be able to sleep in :D

    No pesky foxes over here... :p
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    How are you Simo? Hopefully well <3
    FelixLynx
    Is ther a skunk spanking month too?
    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    *Spanks Simo even though it is Wolf Spanking Month.*
    Simo
    Simo
    *spanks Izzy with a flip flop, because every month is Fox spanking month!*
    But yes, Skunk Spanking month is in January...no skunk can spray, even when spanked, according to the Skunk Code!
    LogicNuke
    What's up?
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    Simo
    Simo
    Today was pleasantly cooler...maybe 68 as a high? But above 85 or so, and I tend not to do too well. Ah, well, one day I will find some way, to move back north, to Michigan, I hope.
    LogicNuke
    LogicNuke
    I hope you're able to make the move soon.
    Simo
    Simo
    Hopefully in a year, or two? I love the diversity here, how quirky/friendly Baltimore is, and how liberal the place is; the only things I really don't like would be the pollution, and the cost of living. Well, and I miss the forests and lakes and such, and the wilderness where I grew up!
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    You seem to love spanking random creatures. You have been judged.
    Simo
    Simo
    Judge not, lest morons be spanked, as well!
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    Some Moron
    Oh, god, no!
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    Simo
    Wolf-Spanking Month is here! Together, we can all do our part. If you see a Wolf-spank a Wolf! Paws, ping-pong paddles & flip-flops allowed.
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    Ginza
    OwO do I get to help spank the other wolves then??
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    Simo
    Simo
    Help? It's required! :p
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    modfox
    In my country flip flops are called thongs
    Simo
    May Wolf-Spanking Madness Begins at Midnight! All wolves must be spanked. Together, we can all do our part. If you see a wolf-spank a wolf!
    Ravofox
    Phew, fox spanking month is almost over...then I'll just have to avoid from turning into my wolf fursona on every full moon so I'll no longer bee harmed ;D
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    Simo
    Simo
    Yep, I think you're pretty safe here! But, geez, there's a lotta wolves. I'll have to issue an all-paws-on-deck bulletin, for furs to help me out!
    Simo
    April is Fox Spanking Month! Any & all foxes must be spanked. Wolf Spanking Month begins May 1. ALL wolves to be spanked. None are spared.
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    FelixLynx
    FelixLynx
    Ooowww *rubs my butt when you are finsihed wiht me* that hurts. finaly it's over
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    Simo
    Simo
    *giggles* See? It was not so bad : P Many foxes actually enjoy it!
    FelixLynx
    FelixLynx
    It acctualy wasn't so bad but it still hurt. I am not gonna sit for a few days
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    Open_Mind
    Thanks for the wolf poll, I don't think I've seen something like that on the Forum before. You are always a bright light of positive energy :)
    LogicNuke
    Your likes are the ammunition I need!
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    Izzy4895
    Izzy4895
    Back in the 1940’s, people knew how to deal with fascists.
    Simo
    Simo
    And sad to think, my grandparents, and great uncles fought against Nazis and fascists in WWII; if they were about to see the current enabler in chief, and the turn the country has taken, I think they would indeed be quite sad. But no surprise; Trumps father was arrested at a KKK march...
    LogicNuke
    LogicNuke
    Things are turning around. We just need to do the turning.
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    Oh hey, I’ve always meant to say it, but you’ve got quite the talent in writing! It has this lovely feel to it- from the small excerpts I have read. How long have you been writing for?
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    You have liked three of thingys! My ego is in orbit, thanks a bunch.
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    Some Moron
    Really? Someone just blocked me because of that same sense of humour.
    Simo
    Simo
    Ah, happens to the best of us. But I found your posts refreshing; odd, I have had a few random blocks, and no idea why, really. Best just to be yourself, and such, and not worry too much : )
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    Some Moron
    Thanks, I'll try.
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