So there i was chained to the bed frame, hot motor oil being poured on my chest. That was about the time I noticed the Russian hooker I had hired for the evening had a penis. That is the last time I'm ever getting drunk in Mexico...
I have no idea. I think it's because he knows I will verbally slaughter him so he's looking for a target that he perceives as less of a psycho raging lady.
Don't want to sound pessimistic of the force and all, but: what do you think of these possible cuts? The government shutdown will do injustice for our paychecks.
You don't have to answer that, but what's up anyways?
I come in layers now. I'm an otter disguised as a salamanderp who pretends to be something new every few weeks. Would the mods ban me if I was Naruto for a week and spammed his shitty catchphrase every thread? Probably.
Iraq is boring as hell, as usual, I'm not even allowed to go outside the wire this time. No joke- if we were allowed to volunteer to go to Afghanistan, I would in a HEARTBEAT.
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