Hullo!
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Hi buddy. Want pasta?
There you are again! Now I have decided you should be a Red Panda, because you almost are. Do not fight this, noodlefish...OBEY, and transform today.
Hi Zipline? I have decided that you need to be put in a skunk fursuit, so you can join the skunks. Do not worry, I will teach you how, then, we can infiltrate and take over Dog City.
i enjoy going to work at 4 am. My day is too long otherwise.
Hi bud. Still hungry for noodles?
I painted for the first time today. It was pretty good
My house got robbed today since the kids left the front door unlocked. Tuesdays right?
Just had my first beer since i age 14 (22 now), everything feels slow.
I iz ded. Ba da da bork
Hey there, it's me, Simo! I've come back to spread around cheer, good will and skunk odor. Hope to see ya nose in, sometime, again.
The infection in my paw is spreading. I should get that checked out..
Uh... dun eat me?
I hope movie theathers do not have cameras. I was all alone during the movie so i went on stage and marked my territory.
How is it going fuzzy bud?
A pedo on FA just pm'd me for nude photos in my fursuit. So I sent him a picture of a corgi with a bag on his head.
Tried fleeing the police on a bike. They cheated by using a car.
I seem to have inherited a stranger's most prized possession just by being nice to him. He said was nicer to him than his own kids. Poor guy
I saw my brother at work again. I keep forgetting i have one.
I accidentally asked out two girls at once and then they fought each other. I have fun at night.
After having a roasted marshmallow I can't look at uncooked marshmallows the same.
Found a box with my first fursuit (homemade) in the garage. Tried it on and remembered how it feels like it's full of nails when wearing.
Well arn't you the handsome boy.
I feel sick from too much food at stranger's house. :c -
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