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*Leafy glare.*

I will take you out! Fox, or FROG!

Ahhhhh! Talking lettuce!.... *boops* Oh... that is very interesting indeed! I have never seen a creature with quite so much foliage.

Stop that! Personal space! *Swats you away.* J-just.. no touchy *Crosses arms.*

Oh Dear! I am most sorry! I fear that healing my compatriots in the midst of battle has left my bedside manner with much to be desired. I was just inspecting the plant matter to determine if it was parasitic.

It's a part of my body!

*Shakes leafy head around.*

Oh! How intriguing! Now is it like hair in that it can be trimmed without pain? Or can you feel through it? And do you or do you not have roots?

*Backs away slowly.*

It hurts a lot to cut it... dont.

*totally oblivious*

Oh my! Your greatest fear must be hedge trimmers! What a terrifying thought!

Now about those roots? Do you have those, too?

Wouldn't you like to know?

*Looks away, crossing arms with teen angst.*

(Sorry for being mean, it's the character. ;~

(Sorry for being awkward.... it is in character too.... most of the time >w<)

Yes, I would, Dear! No need to be so bashful. I'm a healer!... Judging by how bashful you are... I would suspect you have a taproot serving as your unmentionables.

*Covers the unmentionables.*

LEAVE THEM ALONE! Dayum. can nobody get some respect around here.

*HUffs.*

Fine... fine... I won't pry. It is just a professional curiosity since you may not respond to standard medicines.

Jeez! What does that have to do with medicine!?

Yoi may be surprised... but quite a lot. What if one tincture is safe for the leaves but is absorbed too quickly by your roots and causes adverse effects? Your plant-like biology is certainly different than what I am used to treating.

Well uh, how about this sweetie. I dont get hurt, YOU dont touch my roots.

Sweetie? I'm afraid my common is a bit behind the times... is that a casual prefix like Dear or Dearest?

Also? Why would I touch your roots even if you did get hurt? My alchemical concoctions are to be administered orally, not topically.