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When me and my cousin we're little kids, we thought the Chinese middle finger was legit, so we ran around, flipping everyone off with our pinkies. Do you Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round? (Like A Record Baby?)

Wish granted. Though I think pogo sticks are already the superior travel method. I'd like some fancy bagels.

I guess. What is the deal with airline food? I quite enjoy it but I have no idea why everyone bashes on it.

Possibly

Agreed^ Mt. Nicaragua

Theoretically, Biscuit.

I think it's rude that he's giving me the bird. Manners Maketh Man...

I love the text adventure version of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". I guess I just love those books too, but whatever.

Wish granted. Your new catchphrase is "Dominate me Daddy!" I wish to not be the center of attention. Thongs aren't my style anyway.

Inspection Inspector

Back 4 Blood Beta! Who else plays it?

8/10, I did not like having someone try to sexualize everything, but it was a pretty good date.

Me when you when you your mom is at her house.

Cool! You get a mint that's from an alternate reality where bad breath is good! Hope you like dog food and egg shells flavor! I wish for some sort of clothing accessory that goes along with my scarf. Defiantly something that hides that I'm carrying Bubonic Plauge.

Beaver Man

Sure I guess.

Wish Granted! You now have a pink princess dress with cute thigh high socks and a tiara! I'd like something to go along with my nice scarf.

I like to be clean, so I hope there's nothing to clean up from me!

Speaking of, who's cleaning the bed? I'm not sure I'd want to.

You're really dissing my homies that work in room service there. Except when you don't want your room cleaned and they do it anyway.