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What are the 5 worst things about being a penis? 1: You have a hole in your head. 2: You have a ring around your collar. 3: Two nuts follow you everywhere you go. 4: You sleep next to an asshole. 5: You faint every time you have fun. Truely life's a dick.

I love this! So very wholesome! <3 I really do love seeing people work out their issues. Great job to everyone here! ^^

Will do. ^^ I think your right. It's kind of sad since they bought a commission from me before. :(

Heh, those are really good timewasters, I've actually been guilty of the YouTube rabbit hole spelunking. Definitely relate to WoW. I used to have it, and want to get into it again. Hopefully when I have time to waste. :P

Yeah, trying to find anything worth while on certain sites is up there for me too. Especially, when I have to jump through hoops to get anywhere. I pretty just bookmark everything now. :P

Because I thought a submarine would be fireproof. Why would you throw out my avocado juice?

Pine, and fresh snow...Rustic!

You know? Those really small things that are more obnoxious than the big ones? Currently exchanging messages with someone who said they wanted a commission. Why is that an obnoxious time waster? This person has been talking in circles for a couple of days. Giving a non answer, then disappearing...

You smell like citrus.

Because orange is so last season. Why would you run through a hospital naked?

So I can feed my pet racoons! Why would you help the evil egg people steal my waffles?

Did I leave the stove on? Oh wait, that's you. :P

Mmm, smells like Doritos and sulfur.

Wow. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. I think some people do this to pressure sellers into doing it cheap, or even free. Good on you for putting your foot down. ^^

In this case, I would draw a three frame stick figure animation, and tell the person. "This is what you get for cheaper!" XD

I think I'll leave my cave, and go somewhere with more class.

kicked out for scent marking in all the class rooms.

I said I could! Didn't say I would...

I can burn the pieces!

Is sitting in a bean bag chair eating cheetos.