Re: I need some 'sex', help!
If the internet has tought me anything it's that everyone has a bigger-than-normal penis.
Get kinda sorta drunk and admit it via texting. "Yeah well I was drunk when I said it so meh" It's out in the open and you don't need to feel ackward for saying it.
If we can piss off at smokers and skagheads we should be able to piss off at fat people.
The death penalty should be used more often.
The more centrist, leftist, right-wing, what have you that you are the more you can be safely considered full of shit.
Those of some racial background are...
Both of them hit my enemies dead on, instant kill on each. After that, I stood there, and was shot and killed by someone else.
My accuracy was reported as 33.3%.
I thought computers were supposed to be good at math. :rolleyes:
A similar thing happened in QIIIA as well.
This is the only...
A sweetheart. Someone who's taller than me. Someone that loves to snuggle and can satisfy me in other ways too. A bit squishy but not a fatass. Muscles are also a bonus but most bodybuilders I know are too cocky. :/ Someone with a bubbly cheerful personality that's not afraid to try new things...
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ATTENTION ALL BASEMENT DWELLING CUDDLEBUNNIES Do not reply to Rukh_Whitefang. By making him think, you're just increasing the blood flow to his brain and I don't think his body can handle it. On the other hand, if he has a stroke that'd be nice too.