Holy lol there's way too much in there to quote, just click that article and be amazed at how bizarre life is.
If you're wondering why a thread about a parasite belong in the den...
just follow the related links around a while, this guy's prank phone calls are fuckin golden
They're a standard forum feature, they cost no bandwidth so long as the image is hosted offsite, and rules which govern bad posting are more than sufficient to cover images without need for special rules. IE, "No image-only posts" is redundant--a spammed macro is a shit post already and needn't...
This post originally started as a hijack-reply to that "Your fetish is worse than my fetish" thread in rants & raves, but it ended up being longer and more involved than I thought it would be so I'm just puttin' it here instead.
I'ma take this opportunity to talk about what makes people tick...
The thread subject pretty much says it all. I'll write you whatever you want if you take the deal. A background story for a character or picture of yours, or a porn story written specifically to your fetishes, it doesn't matter to me. I'm looking for something with a good bit of effort put into...