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  1. zandelux

    Game: bad genies

    Granted. Oh this? This bag of peaches I have right here, swinging around like a weapon? No, it's not for smashing your face, that would be too obvious. drops several peaches down your pants I wish for a 3-headed dog to guard my house.
  2. zandelux

    Shower thoughts

    Bees are great, I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to those fuzzy bois. Hornets can fuck right off the planet.
  3. zandelux

    Vent Thread

    Out on an evening walk today, I witnessed a group of adults standing on the edge of a parking lot of a restaurant. Two kids were... fighting, maybe? Play-fighting? Hard to tell, and they were about 5 years old, so it's doubtful they could do much damage even if they were fighting for real. They...
  4. zandelux

    Shower thoughts

    Fun fact: only honey bee workers die when they sting, and only if they sting thick-skinned creatures like mammals. So yeah, I'd say it'd be a surprise to them. :P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_sting
  5. zandelux

    The most "Incognito Furry" thing you own?

    Something like a blue hexagon with an "e" in it.
  6. zandelux

    The most "Incognito Furry" thing you own?

    That's a brilliant idea. My friend has something like that, although it's for his undercover weeb-ness and not furry-ness. It's a tie with small Totoros on it. When you have a tiny repeating pattern on a tie, people tend to not look too closely. >.> I like the idea of having a paw print on...
  7. zandelux

    The most "Incognito Furry" thing you own?

    I was going to post this in the amphibian/reptile appreciation thread. I think you need to make a holy pilgrimage to this frog-based shrine in Japan: That's just a small corner of the whole shrine. It's absolutely bonkers. https://goo.gl/maps/tprPkcGvkRLLSHa87
  8. zandelux

    I like knots.

  9. zandelux

    Reptile/Amphibian Appreciation Thread

    Those eyes... is this where they got the idea for Hypnotoad?
  10. zandelux

    Deer Appreciation Thread

    Shame that they haven't been active in 5 years. ;_;
  11. zandelux

    Best video game music?

    The Face Shrine music from Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening: The Switch version remix sounds fantastic! I have some weird personal history with this track, and I haven't thought about this in years. Replaying Link's Awakening today brought them back to the surface. So I played this game...
  12. zandelux

    Vent Thread

    Imagine actually being annoyed by this. "Those people are surprised by something they don't see every day! What a bunch of fools!"
  13. zandelux

    Game: bad genies

    Granted. Hope you like 23-year-old cereal! But you are in control over what you do with it. I wish for a haircut.
  14. zandelux

    Shower thoughts

    You mean not a fan group of a commercial product? I don't think the word "fan" has to be exclusive to something like that. You can be a sci-fi fan, why not a fan of furry art? Also... pretty sure the cat meat thing is an urban myth. It just doesn't make sense from an economics angle. The idea...
  15. zandelux

    Game: bad genies

    Well, since all I have is a calculator... I wish for my jimmies to become unrustled.
  16. zandelux

    Game: bad genies

    Is granting your wish as a pie to the face too obvious? Okay, your soul is banished to a Three Stooges short, replaying over and over endlessly, wherein you get a pie to the face every 2 minutes. I wish for 2 pi radians.
  17. zandelux

    Shower thoughts

    This is really more of an "idea you'd have while high" than a shower thought, but I think it's one of my best. Bingo sheets for the annoying people in your lives: family, coworkers, neighbors. People who you'd maybe like to say something to, but can't or shouldn't for whatever reason. Write...
  18. zandelux

    Post the last thing you laughed at online

    I was scrolling slowly through this. I didn't even make it to Daisy's second text box and I was already in tears. I actually think it's way funnier if you just picture her getting within a foot of Peach's face, just staring at her with those dead eyes.
  19. zandelux

    Let's write a story - 4 words (or less!) per post!

    the clock struck midnight,
  20. zandelux

    Deep quotes

    Not a deep quote, but in fact a shallow one: "If God wants me to get sick, I'll get sick." - Guy eating outside a food truck just now, on why he doesn't wear a mask Let's see if God wants me to smack you in the mouth.
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