Oh this? This bag of peaches I have right here, swinging around like a weapon? No, it's not for smashing your face, that would be too obvious.
drops several peaches down your pants
I wish for a 3-headed dog to guard my house.
Out on an evening walk today, I witnessed a group of adults standing on the edge of a parking lot of a restaurant. Two kids were... fighting, maybe? Play-fighting? Hard to tell, and they were about 5 years old, so it's doubtful they could do much damage even if they were fighting for real. They...
Fun fact: only honey bee workers die when they sting, and only if they sting thick-skinned creatures like mammals. So yeah, I'd say it'd be a surprise to them. :P
That's a brilliant idea. My friend has something like that, although it's for his undercover weeb-ness and not furry-ness. It's a tie with small Totoros on it. When you have a tiny repeating pattern on a tie, people tend to not look too closely. >.>
I like the idea of having a paw print on...
I was going to post this in the amphibian/reptile appreciation thread. I think you need to make a holy pilgrimage to this frog-based shrine in Japan:
That's just a small corner of the whole shrine. It's absolutely bonkers.
The Face Shrine music from Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening:
The Switch version remix sounds fantastic!
I have some weird personal history with this track, and I haven't thought about this in years. Replaying Link's Awakening today brought them back to the surface.
So I played this game...
You mean not a fan group of a commercial product? I don't think the word "fan" has to be exclusive to something like that.
You can be a sci-fi fan, why not a fan of furry art?
Also... pretty sure the cat meat thing is an urban myth. It just doesn't make sense from an economics angle. The idea...
Is granting your wish as a pie to the face too obvious? Okay, your soul is banished to a Three Stooges short, replaying over and over endlessly, wherein you get a pie to the face every 2 minutes.
I wish for 2 pi radians.
This is really more of an "idea you'd have while high" than a shower thought, but I think it's one of my best.
Bingo sheets for the annoying people in your lives: family, coworkers, neighbors. People who you'd maybe like to say something to, but can't or shouldn't for whatever reason.
I was scrolling slowly through this. I didn't even make it to Daisy's second text box and I was already in tears. I actually think it's way funnier if you just picture her getting within a foot of Peach's face, just staring at her with those dead eyes.
Not a deep quote, but in fact a shallow one:
"If God wants me to get sick, I'll get sick."
- Guy eating outside a food truck just now, on why he doesn't wear a mask
Let's see if God wants me to smack you in the mouth.