You don't know him well enough ;)
I don't understand how so many people expect something for nothing. People feel like they deserve things these days but not as man are willing to work to get them.
The small town/village/area I hail from is said to be full of inbred, chavve'd up fat [insert good insult noun.]
We are the fattest town in the UK, I've recognised a face or two on Jeremy Kyle, so I guess it's right.
Why childish british humour incorporates so much vomit?
The new Harry Hill film advertises with people and hamsters vomitting, how does this promote a film?
It looks more cringey than Keith Lemon being given a film. (Why British Cinema do you make us look so bad?)
I don't get how vomit is...
My family back home lock the door in the day, just as they pass through if they know they are going out two minutes later.
The door is locked and unlocked several times a day. Even though the house is usually always full and busy in the day.
"It keeps people out."
I'm pretty sure where we...