Asexual but very romantic here. I love love and affection. But sex isn't for me. I don't know why sex is so important to most people. I'm possibly a bit phobic.
The only real relationship I had was with a man and I surprised myself (and him) by being incredibly cuddly and affectionate. But that...
I've been wearing a sleipnir pendent a bit like this one ever since I watched Thor: Ragnarok in 2017. (Sleipnir is an eight legged horse and the offspring of Loki in Norse mythology.) I never take it off.
I get married to fictional characters occasionally.
I talk endlessly about how cute my cat's bum is.
If I upset my dog I say sorry by licking her on the face. It's how you say "sorry" in dog (probably.)