Good idea. Also no puns, please.
I propose that we worship a pantheon of of entities. We use the cuter/harmless/benign entities in the pantheon to introduce people to the order then ease them into the real cult.
The real cult worships the forces of chaos, I.e. change.
I vote against this. I counter propose that our cult writings be written in a language we create ourselves. This language must not knowingly be made using existing words from other languages. In other words, if you know something is a word in another language then it can't be used.
I get that. I have a hard time writing my stories down as well.
I like writing, browsing random Twitter tags, reading, watching YouTube, and talking on Internet forums.
I also like combining pseudorandom things in the kitchen and seeing what comes out okay.
Another thing I do is try to...
Simulate a thread that goes downhill.
Person A: "[Assertion]"
Person B: "[Correction]"
Person C: "[Accusation of flawed logic from Person B]"
And so on.
Don't actually post insulting stuff, just describe it.