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Where are the charmed ones when you need them? We need Alyssa Milano!

Cancellation of natural selection in humankind. :V

Clayton, what's it like in Canada? I hear it's nice there. Is it nice there?

Meh, just enjoy the silence. That's what I've come to do. It only hurts if you let it, friend. Being single doesn't suck nearly as bad as you seem to think it does.

I never bought into twilight. Vampires don't sparkle, they raid and destroy Alaskan villages and decapitate the townsfolk once they've drained them of their life's blood. But back to the topic: No, we don't want a pussy. And no we don't want Chris Brown. However, I've been single for two years...

...and gorgaroth.

I had a feeling I'd forgotten something.

Nope, just trying for a laugh.

Because they're filthy hyoomans! :V No, but seriously. That's taking intimidation WAY TOO FAR. This is wrong on so many different levels.

First world problems.

The world hasn't gotten worse. It's just got more media. That way we can watch it burn from the comfort of our own homes. :V

Memebase because I'm stupid.

Colonoscopy

So did I. :3

Pipe smoking is for the flavor, and then the nicotine. EDIT: And by oh you're one those, I meant those people who harp on people who smoke, who I might add are already aware of the risks. Most people who smoke want to quit, and good for them if they do, but here's my secret: I don't. I mean...

It's more slutty than usual. It's from my everyday wardrobe. :D

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oh, you're one of those. I should blow my second hand in your face. :V

Um damn, Clay. That's usually my IRL approach. :V No, but seriously Fay. This sounds like a delicate enough situation, but if you really want to know if there's something there, just ask.