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  1. Nocturne

    what is your favorite race?

    Enough with the hating of the races. There is too much discrimination in this world. Lets be positive. Post your favorite race here. Non-Hispanic Caucasian
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    hey guys so how do you

    tell your dog you like them it seems pretty awkward like i like you dog and they just sit there all silent looking at you maybe i should write a note to them but he doesnt have a mailbox maybe i should build my dog a mailbox yea he'd like that
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    So recently sciggles posted the following journal about witchiebunny leaking some info about FA to other sites: http://i.imgur.com/dENqi.png Which apparently Dragoneer had her take down because it "went too far." Not to defend witchiebunny, because allegedly she's a perfectly incapable admin...
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    500 count sheets feel like butter to me. I saw 1000 count sheets in the store. I'm afraid they would disintegrate. I also have a queen sized memory foam bed. DO YOU THINK I ENJOY SLEEP? Does it matter?
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    Turner Network Television has the best timing

    http://www.tnt.tv/schedule/ Look at the 8:00PM listing Lord of the Rings marathon going on this weekend. Yesterday they showed "the fellowship of the ring." Today they are showing "Two Towers." I lolled so hard.
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    The importance of a plastic spoon

    Right now I'm eating with a plastic spoon and thinking to myself. Where did this come from? Who was the truck driver that drove the truck to take the spoon to the store where it was bought. Who were the workers that worked at the factory to make this spoon, and what were their names. Just...
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    Unbridled Justice

    Schadenfreude. That word everyone knows because of avenue Q. However, little does every recent convert to the comedy musical know, the word does have a meaning! It is the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. Maybe your Mom was totally lame and wouldnt let you stay up 24hrs to play...
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    Commissions for a cause!

    Hello faffers, a friend of a friend of mine is trying to raise some money to take her injured cat to the vet. If you'd like to commission her or donate to help out a cat in need it would be much appreciated! Here's her page, send her a note or a shout if you're interested...
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    When do you shower?

    The waking up early thread got me thinking, is showering a night all that uncommon? I shower at night mostly, but during the day if Im gonna be doing shit at night. Knowing you furries at cons, I'll put in a no shower option :V Edit: Also, on request of Benchilla, how long do you usually...
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    Poast Beef

    All the furs down in FA loved christmas alot but the Grim who lived just north of FA did NOT. The Grim hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his cock was far too inflated It could be, perhaps, vore did not...
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    Your greatest ideas

    Post the best crazy ideas you've had for inventions or anything else really. What great idea have you had that millions of people would love to have use of? My girlfriend and I came up with a toaster with a heating element in the shape of a jesus face. HOLY TOAST EVERY TIME! Possible tag...
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    Guilty pleasure songs

    Fess up! We've all got them. Talking to your friends about how awesome THAT SWEET METAL CONCERT is gonna be, then kicking off your shoes on putting on your Britney Spears cd. Ok... maybe that's an exaggeration, but you get the idea. Oh... looks like you're chicken. OK THEN ILL START...
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    Scary animals

    Let's face it, the animal kingdom is fucking awesome. I'm sure many of you fuzzy, scaley, or feathery faced people would agree. However, mother nature's housepets have a dark side; some animals are fucking CREEPY. Not only might they be sharp, poisonous, or acidic, but sometimes they are just...
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    FCC to take stand on Net Neutrality

    http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/blogs/bizfeed/172290/fcc_to_take_a_stand_on_net_neutrality.html Fuck yeah! Finally some formal ensurance of net neutrality, or so they say anyway. Is this the end of our worries over toll road internet? I for one am totally for open access. What do...
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    YARGHHHH Talk like a Pirate day

    YARRRGHH YE LIMEY SEA DOG-PEOPLE I been sailing these seven furry seas fer over a year and YARGHHHH I SEE THERE ARENT ENOUGH OF YE PIRATES SCALLIWAGS Today be talk like a pirate day ARRRGHHH Bring out yer inner sea legs and talk like yer borne from de SEAS
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    Childhood misconceptions

    This is a thread for all those weird ideas you had as a kid that made perfect sense at the time but were disproved with age. For example, I used to think the letters LMNOP in the alphabet song were one letter, "Elemeno P." Like "elemeno" was some adjective describing "p." My preschool teacher...
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    Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

    http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ Its true. Look at the evidence. Why won't he just come out with some evidence that he hasn't raped anyone? >:C Also, you should buy his new book "Common Sense" available on paper back FOR CHEAP!!! Its your patriotic duty to read it...
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    BLOODORGY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1iDYZRdMpM&feature=related nsfw maybe amp up your morning
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    I have a rainbow fish rug on my floor

    Why don't you? Hey... wait a second. I bet you own weird stuff too! Let's pretend like we know eachother and discuss the weirdest possessions you have. Never threw away that chewbacca shaped coffee mug because of the intense sentimental value? Fuck yea, post it here! Today is your lucky...
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    Damn Nelson Mandela...

    http://imgur.com/mRHdf.jpg You smell so good. Don't you wish you smelled this good? Best air freshener ever.