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Lady Gaga. Even though she's not a band.

I learned that looks can be deceiving. No, seriously, look in the mirror.

It could if you're a vegetarian. BLUE DICK SOUP, ANYONE? :D

I turned 17 last month. :D I can drive now! Well, I say can drive....am allowed to drive. Ability to is currently non-existant. Yay for nearly crashing into a bus on a roundabout! :D

About 5 of my friends have all independantly told me they think I have Bipolar. Oh joy. And I'm not crazy, my reality is just different to everyone elses. EDIT: Oh, and Athsma. That ones a bitch. And about 500 allergies to everything (including fur >.<)

Nick and Dave.....God help us all. Sounds like a Chav civil partnership. Before you know it, there will be lots of little Cleggletts running around, and Jan Moir will be shouting at them.

Don't you python me. Wheres the foetus going to gestate, are you going to keep it in a box? ......wait a second...... GODDAMMIT, CAMERON!!!

Thats a bright side? O_O

No, the Telegraph. A spelling mistake, apparently. oh, and NEWS: DAVID CAMERON IS NOW PRIMINISTER Bugger......

If only. Its like the spelling mistake the Physics world had been waiting for for years finally arrived.... The Large Hardon Collider. Apparently it was in a UK National Newspaper xD

Fur. Even though I'm allergic. And can't go near the stuff. Paradox there I feel....

Who, little Gordy Brown? Bless him, he's such an idiot. He was awesome as Chancellor, but crap as PM. And our sarah palin (whoever it turns out to be) probably doesnt shoot people. Might punch them in the face if its john prescott, though. Also, new way to sort out a hung parliament: Total...

It probably didn't help that she said 'So where are all these Eastern European immigrants coming from then?'. Bit of an obvious question if you ask me. But, to be honest, I hate the whole goverment in the UK. I reckon we should scrap the lot and start again from the bottom (Ie. re-elect...

Basically, my mam has kinda found out through hacking - yes, she actually hacked something, despite being unable to work a DVD player - my facebook. Since then she's made my life a living hell. I've gone back to how I was at 12 - completely hating myself for who I am. Which is stupid. I can't...

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Richard sent meh :) You will succumb to the sexiness of the mugshots thread...... JOIN US!!!!!! Also, welcome to the forums :) Have a small packet of Wheatabix :) *hands you a small packet of Wheatabix*. Ooh, and some Oreos. :)

Aaah. Im a boxerbrief person then :) I really want some keyhole front ones, but i cant get any :(

What are boxer briefs? Whats the difference between them and boxers?

The postman?!? I dunno. My school's sixth formers just got customised hoodies for the end of their school year. They were quite cool, actually.

Lion King is my favourite movie ever. Also, I just rewatched Tarzan and forgot how good the sound track was. Phil Collins did that. And I never knew Brian Blessed was the bad guy!