Not sure if there's an English equivalent to a website where people post very boring stories, it could probably help. Translated a few for ya:
1. I sent a video to my co-worker. He had already seen it.
2. Been a while since last time I visited the dentist. So I went there, and there were no...
Ummm I-I don't t-t-think that's a trendy thing f-fren, I-I mean... *stares at the phone camera* S-sorry guys, hope you enjoyed it, I promise I'll try filming Meta TF-ing into a skunk next, see ya *turns it off*