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I also believe that if I play my cards right, I can become future president of the United States. :v

There is no appalling belief I have that has not been said in this thread at least once. AKA that severely retarded people should be euthanized and that reassignment surgery is expensive genital mutilation. Edit: I believe alcohol should be illegal.

You should have joined on April 13. :V

OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. Thanks for reminding so I don't fail my history test this week. :V

Wasn't trying to. Just stating a really random comparison there. That is wrong. Humanity, what the hell is wrong with you? And what the fuck is wrong with the police department? I saw a picture of someone with a sign saying "you know, the people who killed the Jews in the holocaust were just...

One second whilst I compare America to ancient Rome. :^ Ancient Rome had class wars, America has class wars in the form of protests. In a way, I almost wish that they could go around lighting the fat cats homes up. Keyword there is almost. Okay, comparison done. You should know by now that...

They don't even have something like that in some citys. Mine included apparently. The people who play that game would be drunk pretty fast. Or if not drunk, then their cup of juice would be empty pretty fast. :V The incredibly horrifying thing is, some people genuinely want him to be our...

I am the opposite of healthy. I have an incredibly shitty immune system, and got sick twice in September. The first time with a really really bad cold, and the second a few weeks ago that left me with some respiratory shit that's been very slowly regressing. I'm still coughing up snot and phlegm...

Oh, and there'd also be a world for the serial killers, where they can dismember each other. : D

...Encase a hot dog. They last long, but not quite as long as a twinkie. So it should be safe...or at least safer than the twinkie...or at least not enough to not explode the earth. Just send it into a state of mayhem.

Welp, all life on my planet would be anthro (shoot me.) My world would also be beautiful, dark forests with lights glowing from the trees, and the stars always shine even when the sky is blue. The ocean's shall be breathable and blue. And caves with glowing diamonds in them. The people on them...

My friend, I can already tell you are going to get very badly hurt on these forums.

First elementary school was a maroon mustang. Second one was a cowboy, third one...I don't think they had one actually. 4th one was a hornet, then my 6th grade school was the same school as the first school. :B The only elementary school with an actual suit was the hornet one, and it actually...

I actually do this to people all the time when I'm bored.

THANK YOU FOR THE RANDOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY. XD

This is somewhat relevant, but I find it a very creepy feeling to look up at the stars in the sky and know that some of the light we see comes from dead stars that exploded. Who knows, maybe that star was once a world, with people on it living their own lives and such. But it exploded and became...

:VVVVVVV *throws failboats and Australians and cyanide cookies and Finnish language dictionaries and trolls at you*

I used to know a schizo named Diana. She would have conversations with people who weren't there and even tryed to introduce me to them once. She was a sweet lady though...just crazy.

In 4th grade, a lot of bitchy girls had something against me, one day a couple of them held me down and stomped all over me. They eventually broke my left arm, I broke free and ran across the playground to the nurse, who took one look at my arm and freaked. I got taken to the hospital where a...

As it has already been said, you really remind me of a deer or an otter. On deer though, I would say reindeer. I could do a traditional picture with a simple or no BG for $10.