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Welp, this thread is officially retarded. Tl;dr for those just joining us, dumbass kills himself on the internet for attention, nobody cares, and bleeding hearts defend him as if it was a noble act. Carry on flame warriors.

Sounds like something I can get down with. Depression is for weaklings anyway.

Keep thinking that. And laughing at them isn't complaining, nor is calling them what they are, which is useless. I find the entire ordeal rather entertaining.

I have all too well an idea what I'm talking about. You clearly have little contact with people as such. You want to waste your time with them, go right ahead, but prepare to be severely disappointed when the off themselves anyway. I've better things to waste my breath and energy on. Since it...

Yes it is. Any person with such a pathetic fragile ego shouldn't be alive in the first place, as they only become a burden to others, and the system at large. If they want to die, so be it, I could use a nice laugh every now and then. I have zero respect for people who threaten or go through...

Truth is also subjective. Internet access in Africa is so far below international norms, its a joke. Here, have a link. http://www.ojr.org/ojr/workplace/1079109268.php Of course, if you took what I said as an absolute, of course it's not a truth, but I was speaking colloquially. Also, the...

My friends used to move things, just to laugh when I unconsciously put them back. I don't like things to be crooked, at odd angles, and they must be sorted by size, shape, and color. I have problems...

That man should receive a Darwin Award for his actions.

Tis a fine question. I like to think I'm a good person for a relationship. I dress well, I can crack a good joke, I can keep up with the conversation(and yes, I am listening, it's terribly hard to bore me), I know lot's of interesting people, I can cook fabulously, I make my own money and have...

It just resolve it by keeping it always clean. I keep the entire house clean, in fact, except for personal bathrooms. I ain't cleanin up anybody's piss but my own. I have a serious problem with messy, filthy people.

Tell me about it. I ain't proud, but hey, everything will be tried once.

Noted, filed, and promptly not cared about. The truth often isn't nice.

WRONG. I feel bad about nothing. Spell check is your friend.

:rolleyes: Sure, Pepsi Challenge, AMIRITE? They screen the HELL out of those people, don't be silly. Also, here. Google Duel proves you wrong, foul Pepsi drinker. http://www.googleduel.com/ranking.php?usage_id=5476&auth=4073089d5ba7aceff1da9d4967128164 Coke is both tasty and refreshing...

Yes, Coke tastes awesome, and Pepsi tastes like piss.

Clearly you never get good gifts, and hate your entire family. The spirit isn't dead, but what many people make of it is. If you think Christmas is an excuse to get gifts, you're probably one of those people, another fine example of the slow erosion of the American family and it's percieved unity.

The problem with his point is that I DID have to see them. Right before the forum went down, the ENTIRE front page of Off Topic was COVERED with them. Covered in nonsensical sub par babble, covered in cheap platitudes, covered in 5/10's and personal problems I could give a crap about. I think...

That would be asking a whole lot from that crowd. Asking them to explain something like that would be akin to pulling teeth. Honestly, I don't even see whey they should come back. IRC, IM, MSN, AIM, Chatzilla, all fine ways to express the things that most nobody else doesn't care about. Why...

I wasn't. I was simply pointing out that people have a grim sense of humor. But I do think there are a few people on this website that could use that treatment.

It's worked for me for years.