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I think this is all that needed to be said. You can't restrict a persons access to anything, in my opinion. And censorship is NEVER right, in any situation, especially on the internet. What you describe is eerily totalitarian, in the sense that you can only look at what I think is good for...

You speak to them? I just grunt unintelligibly in their general direction.

Just a slight update. Lot's of people want me to kill myself. Thoughts on that?

Dude, that completely ruins all the fun. Let the wolves tear the sheep to pieces I say, it makes the tougher in the end. Or not, but I'm havin fun.

I do on a regular basis, but I don't break out old adages to justify it.

That doesn't make any sense at all, but whatever.

Enjoy celibacy.

Dude, Sonic is the only fast food place I'll even patronize anymore. Why? Limeade, that's why, and I don't have to wait in line or be rushed by some underpaid drone who wants to know if I want some stupid fucking combo or some shit.

At least it wasnt flyer guy. I hate that man, because it will, without fail, rain, and stop raining, and the sun will come out, and dry that wet piece of paper up, and the only way I can remove it is by blasting it with my power washer. Also, I hate when I'm too lazy to toss my nut rag out of...

Sadly, yes. But for me, no. Never. I would fight to the death to protect my juicy, delicious, perfectly cooked beef log, from those terrible redneck heathens. WELL DONE? BLASPHEMY! OFF WITH HIS TONGUE!

You'll never get laid sayin that.

I've always called it a Coke. Maybe because that's one of the only soft drinks I drink, besides root beer.

Mmmmmmm, beef tenderloin is a tread to behold. Medium Rare, I should hope desperately with all of my snobby heart. I just recently purchased our generic religious holiday bird. It's 26 pounds O.O. What can I say, for 39c a pound, I couldn't pass that up. Crafting shit out of leftovers is...

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My daddy always told me, never have sex with anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. So I'm gay. Plus men are sexy as hell.

I raise you Barack Obama's overseas undisclosed under 200 dollar donations from foreign terrorists.

If it said something nasty, it was probably me. And I don't apologize.

Why don't you try to be a mod when you're a little MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM Ballsier.

Well, I'll just up the ante here, and say a universe or two full. Pretty much. You lack yarbles mah boi, to be a mod.

I actually meant whopping truckloads.